Getting kicked out

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  1. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Has anyone been kicked out of a club/bar/venue for a stupid reason?

    Tonight I got kicked out of the only club in my town for accidently using a fake £20 note which in all honesty I did not intend to use but in my pissed up state pulled it out of my wallet tried to pay for drinks and got caught out, I then apologise gave them real money had my drinks and then half hour later I got some bitch coming up to me saying I've got to leave, I got taken to the police officers on duty but luckily some girl came up to them shouting "SOME GUY TRIED TO FINGER MY FANNY ON THE DANCE FLOOR" cue foreign guy getting arrested for sexual assault and the police officer coming up to me saying "Basically if you leave now nothing more will be done about it". I obviously depart quick time, will save my drunken antics for another night...
     
  2. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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  3. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Does your bro really tell cool stories? I think I smell bullshit.
     
  4. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    havn't been clubbing, but got kicked out of a friends birthday gig when I was 14 for getting my 18yo mate to buy me pints and then inevitably throwing up over the bouncer...one of the many reasons i don't really drink...that often.
     
  5. EuroTide

    EuroTide Well-Known Member

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    i got kicked out by a bonce in Liverpool probably 20 seconds after i enterd , he asked me to lift my hat, which i did, he nodded, i went past him and pt it back on , guess he wanted to me to keep it off, oh well , not a brool story :D
     
  6. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I have been kicked out of far too many establishments for far too many reasons.

    my favourite being my students union. Basically in my drunken state I decided that I needed to flash my knob to my housemate and his girlfriend. This was right in front of the bouncer so he goes "don't do that mate, I will have to through you out". I had the very clever retort "don't worry mate, I know what I am doing" flashed my mate and his woman, and probably a fair few other innocent bystanders, then got dragged out backwards by the bouncer.

    Went to my union 2 days later and the same bouncer stops me on the door saying "can you resist the urge to get your knob out tonight?"


    brooooool
     
  7. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    got kicked out a underage disco for "feeding the pony" bouncer asked me to stop but i showed him my middle finger!
    thinking back i should have at least swore with the finger i wasn't using!


    also ive ejected myself from a night club before.
    i was doing my fav dance where i wonder around legs a kimbo doing a tina turner style walk with one arm doing the start the lawnmower action.
    then i fell through the fire escape and landed on my ass outside.. the bouncer said it was best i went home.
    brool
     
  8. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    I got kicked out of the local shopping center for going into one of the shops and pulling all the manniquins hair down so they looked like the lead singer from suede.. I still stand by it - they did look like him.
     
  9. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    been kicked out for gurning on my own inna corna
    been kicked out for spitting on the floor, not in a chav way, in like a, im wrecked, let me clear my throat kinda way
    been kicked out for repeatedly wearing a hat
    been kicked out for being punched
    been kicked out for trying to offer a bouncer mandy bombs

    think thats all the times i been kicked out.... oh and once for doing sniff in toilet and then getting caught and trying to tell the bouncer he put it in my pocket


    im soooooo broooool
     
  10. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Was visiting my mate at essex uni, ingested some questionable substances and, inevitably, ended up rushing out /monging out, which resulted in a hole of the K variety on the sofa's. Bouncer came up to me, put an X across my UV stamp and threw me out the back door. Was lying there for about 6 hours.
     
  11. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Somehow I'm yet to be kicked out of a club, which is strange as I can't keep my jaw in check at times.
     
  12. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Funnily enough in the 5 1/2 years ive been going out ravin ive only been kicked out twice, both this year and for the exact same reason.. Sniffing K in the toilets - I was like you can't kick me out for this, its only a class C blah blah.. They werent having none of it lolol! Didnt get arrested tho which is a bonus (y)
     
  13. Fire starter

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    I got kicked out of a club on my 19th. My pre drinks were 3 bottles of red wine. When i got to the club and began doing loads of jagerbombs and had a few pints. After which i
    slightly close to death :p I tried to walk to the little boys room but ended up falling over onto the side of my face. I then stood up and walked / stumbled to the bathroom. And
    began to throw up violently. Then got kicked out by a bouncer who i used to work with. My mates had to get the taxi to pull up on the pavement to throw me in there.
    Brool story i know
     
  14. mikey-bizzle-08

    mikey-bizzle-08 WASTEMAN!

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    I always get kicked out of places for looking too pissed!!! Even when im not that pissed i look hammered it gets quite annoying tbh
     
  15. wobbie

    wobbie Echidna

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    I was in a club toilet cubicle just having a piss minding my own business when my mate barges in the cubicle shouting 'WANT SOME SPEED?'
    to which I reply 'no GTFO!'
    a bouncer then comes in and grabs us both then roughly escorts us out
    my mate then, thinking he was about to resolve the situation shouted 'NAH DONT WORRY I WAS JUST SUCKING HIS DICK!' in front of shitloads of people in the lobby of the club
    To which I of course reply 'WTF NO! THATS NOT WHAT WE WERE DOING!'
    The bouncer unphased by any of this just continued to roughly throw us out the door.

    R.I.P Jillys/Music Box :lighter:
     
  16. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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  17. Thin and crispy

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    got kicked out of stealth cos i threw up in the toilet due to heat exhaustion, spent like 3 hours inside, they'd closed off the balcony/stairs door... it was drippin, i was bouncing off the walls to friction and i just couldn't take it no more lol, spent like half an hour in the seating area behind the bar the trondled off to the toilet to throw up.

    Got kicked out of a shitty club in town for flooring a guy who elbowed me in the nose and bust it as i walked threw the dancefloor (that could of been an accident) as people have said, a reason i don't drink much anymore :)
     
  18. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    And we have a winner (y)
     
  19. DOOVD

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    Got kicked out once cuz i was gurning my face off, it was all so stupid! was waiting outside the toilets to have a line even though i was off my tits and a bouncer approached me to ask if i was alright, i was like 'yeah sure just had a few drinks' but he asked me a couple more questions and i just thought that if i was honest with him i could get away with it. of course i was totally wrong. i wanted to give him my wrap so we could get it over with and i could return to the dancefloor and carry on chewing my face off, but i somehow lost the wrap and ended up giving the bouncer an empty baggy thinking ' nothing in there, i guess we re cool then!' but he was not having it and kicked me out. ended chatting to logistics and nu tone outside who were really nice, hope i wasnt too much of a pain LOL

    always remember now, never tell the truth!
     
  20. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    kicked out for dropping drinks once or twice.
    kicked out for being on drugs when i wasn't (vodka red bull makes my eyes go very pupilly)

    my mates got the best though, kicked out for pissing at the bar. he needs a piss, cant be arsed going to the loo, so gets an empty glass casually leans into the bar whilst pissing into it before replacing said glass on the bar. the bouncers fortunately clocked this before some poor unfortunate mistook it for a drink.

    i've been thrown out for being headbutted as well, i did nothing back and yet still..