Get Rich Quick Schemes

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  1. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    Anyone got any business ideas or quick ways of making money? Share the wealth. Avoid the obvious, shottin, pimpin ya nan.
     
  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    1. Sell all your organs.


    2. ???????????


    3. Profit.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Get lots of drugs on tick.

    Sell drugs.

    Repeat until rich.
     
  6. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    Saw that the other day man, but couldn't be fucked to read it. What's the gist?

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    Nah man ill just end up takin them and owing money! I want actual feasible business ideas, don't necessary have to be legit, just bored of doing 60 hour weeks and gettin paid fuck all.
     
  7. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Lumber, people need Lumber now its getting cold, get yourself a Lumber machine and find some lumber and lumber it, like really Lumber that shit up so its the best Lumber ever, pitch a sign outside your abode saying 'I LOVE LUMBER' with a big arrow pointing towards your crate of fresh Lumber, maybe displayed in a big heart shape, offer them a sample of your Lumber be nice be gentle, people will appreciate that, word of mouth is the best form of advertising just calm down ok.

    Now by this point your the Lumber king in your area, people point at you in the street they yearn for your Lumber through gritted teeth, they seethe your woody fibres beyond contempt, its an addiction they dont care to shrug off, its good oh its good, no ones going cold tonight they say as they commit tedious crimes to fund the cravings they have for your Lumber.

    This should tide you over till spring at least, Happy Lumbering x
     
  8. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    Ahahahha
     
  9. AreYouReady

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    was that an attempt at being funny?
     
  10. t345e

    t345e Well-Known Member

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    I'm taking it that as though you don't wanna buy any high grade lumber while stocks last?

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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    He clearly wasnt ready
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    1. start blog on blogger
    2. post random shit daily
    3. use their monetize option to put ads on your blog
    4. post INDIRECT links to your blog on 4chan/ebaums/etc asking for follows, comments and ad clicks.
    5. return the favour
    6. ?????
    7. profit...literally.
     
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    if you send me a couple of grand, i can tell you about the best scams... ill pm you my account number YEAH!?
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Rob a bank and don't get caught?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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