GET ME ONE FOR CHRISTMAS PLZ

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by DJNoize, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me VIP Junglist

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  2. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear VIP Junglist

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    the stop nagging button should be bigger
     
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    The off button is a bit creepy.
     
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    beer,sex,food buttons are smallest. Go figure.
     
  5. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me VIP Junglist

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    id use that daily
     
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    LOL
     
  7. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    if things were only that simple!
     
  8. ScottyEightSix

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    lol, I want one, aint got a bird but I can use atleast some of the buttons on my mum :D


    Sex, massage, and boobs are ones I would not use before any smart ass says it :teeth:
     
  9. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN VIP Junglist

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    I'll finish that sentence for ya.


    .....then women wouldnt be such a pain in the arse.


    :teeth:
     
  10. Junglist_007

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    Haha thats cool. Just wish that was real.
     
  11. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    women arent easy
    but men arent either!
     
  12. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY VIP Junglist

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    WHERES THE QUEEF BUTTON?

    THAT WOULD BE FUN
     
  13. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD VIP Junglist

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    Im worried you didnt mention remove clothes. :confused:

    Lol I would pay untold amounts of money for this. Surely they can put computer chips in womens heads n this would work........
     
  14. *Chloe

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    im pretty sure theres a male version of this.
     
  15. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe! VIP Junglist

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    nahhhhhh

    i want on of them remotes bad, would be shaweeeet!
     
  16. sammys

    sammys Shelter Birmingham VIP Junglist

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    i love how they left the mute button on there
    fantastic
     
  17. mansell

    mansell husk basically* VIP Junglist

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    :word:

    Couldn't of put it any better myself!! :)