yesterday i splat my pants.
i think what were you looking for is either
the condom splat...
or
the condom has splut.
Ah yes sorry, you must forgive my Esperanto mother-tongue for it still makes some mistakes... to be honest at times my grammar verges on shat
im gutted g dub have splet, splat, split, splut, splot, what ever you wanna call it
i will now cry in a corner clutching my up in smoke ep......
"splat" sounds really shitty tbh - :/