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..and Asafa Powell fail doping tests. :teeth:

Confirmation that two of the leading towers in world sprinting – the American Tyson Gay and the Jamaican Asafa Powell – have both failed doping tests, one month before the World Championships begin in Moscow, has been greeted with the same shock and disgrace that followed Ben Johnson’s positive test two days after the Canadian won the 100 metres at the 1988 Seoul Olympics, now dubbed The Dirtiest in History.
http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/oth...-and-asafa-powell-fail-doping-tests-1.1463392

I bet Usain Bolt retires within the next few days :D
 

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they should encourage substance use. in fact, it should be mandatory. if they have found a way to run faster, great!
its not cheating if they share it with the others.
 

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I wanna see more drugs in the olympics, not performance enhancers but proper drugs like acid boxing, 100m k sprint, DMT high jump etc etc
100 metre k sprint would be the most epic thing in the world... in fact any single event performed k would be just plain awesome..

we used to play kball back in the day... get horrendously k'd then play a game kinda like football, except there's no goals, no team formation you just kick the ball about and run around in a hooliganish fashion laughing and falling over..
 

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ive said this a hundred times, they should have two olympics, the normal one which is heavily regulated against doping of any kind, and then the same but with any kind of doping, performance enhancing drugs, surgery, prosthetics, mechanical implants, literally anything. same, or almost same disciplines, of course they would have to make slight alterations.

remember that guy with no legs, but they put springs on him and he ran faster than real people? yeah that, but fucking chuck full of steroids and amphetamines and blood doping and oxygen masks, they could probably make the pole vault without the pole.

but thats for performance enhancing drugs, haha, the recreational drugs olympics sounds way more inspired somehow. haha extacy wrestling haha lsd boxing soo big
 

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ive said this a hundred times, they should have two olympics, the normal one which is heavily regulated against doping of any kind, and then the same but with any kind of doping, performance enhancing drugs, surgery, prosthetics, mechanical implants, literally anything. same, or almost same disciplines, of course they would have to make slight alterations.
I think if you allow everybody to dope, there will defo be the ones who don´t want to ruin themselves and they will do another event, just like you said. then hopefully nobody wants to watch the monsters compete anymore. So they join the non-dopers. Then the whole crap starts again..

extacy wrestling
gay porn imo

as soon as they start grabbing each other..1 minute and it gets anal.
 

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there is no doubt to my mind the wrestling will descend into a stonking makeout session in a matter of minutes, its what it looks like even without the pills. i mean the bathing suit style greco-roman wrestling, which just looks boring and dumb.

you mean you actually think the natural olympics would stand a chance in the ratings against the genetically chemically cybernetically enhanced version, dude, i think the non-doping olympics would be rated as a second special olympics, at its most, it would regress back to lower leauge football local team status and the athletes, who at this moment are some of the highest paid, most esteemed and sexually sought after people in the world, would have to pay for their own food and board and ticket to some decrepid sports center in the outskirts of leipzig. and i base this on equal parts reality tv, american gladiators, and nascar.

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They should have competitions where people take steroids and whatever and see how fast/strong/far/high people can actually get.
borf great minds and all that but you realize i wrote exactly that just a little earlier in this thread.
 

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You do realise Karl that you probably hid it under a massive, badly punctuated paragraph of what I can only describe as a monologue of a braindamaged mental patient.

Although often the highlight of a thread, on this occasion I skipped passed.

Back to the topic at hand, I'm bored of the excuse "I didn't know it was anything illegal" and "I trusted people and they let me down"

Well firstly, these doctors/trainers/nutrisionists, whatever, don't just deal with one person. Other athletes on their books would probably be having the same treatment. Also, if you're a proffesional athlete, you'd make it your business to know EXACTLY what you're putting into your body.
 

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you mean you actually think the natural olympics would stand a chance in the ratings against the genetically chemically cybernetically enhanced version, dude, i think the non-doping olympics would be rated as a second special olympics, at its most, it would regress back to lower leauge football local team status and the athletes, who at this moment are some of the highest paid, most esteemed and sexually sought after people in the world, would have to pay for their own food and board and ticket to some decrepid sports center in the outskirts of leipzig. and i base this on equal parts reality tv, american gladiators, and nascar.
The non-doping olympics would actually be like a neat dnb in a cozy club with a great line up and beer from different countries.

The robolympics would be like a Skrillex b2b Tiesto gig where a bottle of water costs 100 $.

I´d attend the first one.
 
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