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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Jun 28, 2012.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE VIP Junglist

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    :mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy:

    JUST ABOUT TO WIN SOMETHING ON EBAY, ITS 37.00 ON AMAZON, CHEAPEST I CAN FIND IT.. WAS ON EBAY, 6 QUID IT SOLD FOR .. I WAS JUST BOUT TO BID AND THE MRS WALKS IN STARTS TALKING TO ME ... DISTRACTS ME ... NOW I GOTTA BUY THE 37 QUID ONE ............


    FUCKING FUMING ... :mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy::mad_guy:

    THAT IS FUCKING ALL .. DOWNED NEARLY A BOTTLE OF WINE AND LIT A ROLLY .. IT HASNT WORKED
     
  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    What was it?
     
  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman VIP Junglist

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    some kind of space age contraption id imagine

    or a dildo
     
  4. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT VIP Junglist

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  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE VIP Junglist

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    a construction set for my nephews birthday .. ive not got alot of money right now, due to a holiday .. so it was perfect .. now its costing me 37 quid to buy, plus train tickets to london and back to take to him for his birthday .. i love the kid dont get me wrong .. but enough to miss out on a 6 quid deal and not be pissed off .. i dont think so .. fucking fuming.. i hate missing out on ebay .. seen as tho ive been watching it all week.. set my alarm .. sat here .. waited , knowing it was gunna be worth it .. then she walks in starts yapping, i turn round, answer her .. she answers me .. turn back and its ended...

    RAGE
     
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    Bad Ace Close2Death VIP Junglist

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    flux capacitor?!?!
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE VIP Junglist

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    TELL YA ... IM THAT PISSED OFF .. IM LEAVING CAPS LOCK ON .... AND ... I HAD A CURRY ON THE GO .. LOST MY APPETITE IM THAT FUCKED OFF .. SO ITS SAT ON THE SIDE GOING COLD .. GOING IN THE BIN .. FUCKING ANGRY .. IF ANYWAY GIVES ME SHIT TONIGHT IM GUNNA KNOCK TEETH OUT .. OFF TO A WEDDING RECEPTION TONIGHT .. GUNNA RAGE ON ANYONE I CAN
     
  8. Sicx

    Sicx Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    Hope you punched her right in the baby maker
     
  9. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka VIP Junglist

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    BRO!!
    i know your pain!!

    the exact same thing happened to me not so long ago!!

    was about to snag a whole sound system in my car for dirt cheap on ebay when a girl i was shaggimn popped up on fb and started chattin..
    completely lost track of what i was doin and it sold for like 60 quid less than what i was willing to pay!!!


    i was gutted..went out n rinsed the cash on coke instead haha...

    its makin me angry just thinkin about it.. unlucky bro :(
     
  10. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed VIP Junglist

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    theres a plus. ruin someone's wedding because you didnt get your new toy off e-bay.
     
  11. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Tell me exactly what it was Sam.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    no do tell adam what it was sam because judging by his tone, hes got a plan

    haha tell me about it milla, get mad and hurt and get even by blowing all your money on booze and coke and the person that made you mad got zero pain from this exercise, whereas you will be hurting for the coming three weeks in the money region and the hangover region and the pride region
     
  14. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya VIP Junglist

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    Shouldn't she be reading 50 shades of grey?
     
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    IV4 DnBF Sheriff VIP Junglist

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    I think you should nicely bring in up to her. Somehow make her feel bad. Then get a blowjob with a proper swallow. You will feel better. Then repeat and you will earn some of your money back.
     
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    Make the ho give blowjobs to homeless people, she'll bring back the money, no?
     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh VIP Junglist

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    ^is Ian Beale a crack head tramp nowadays? haha
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember VIP Junglist

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    so annoyed over a 20pand saving... tuff times in uk
     
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    This is truth. She should be.
     
  20. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya VIP Junglist

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    Yeah apparently so, I don't watch it but see it in my news feed the other day and really liked it