Funny Things Women Say!

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  1. Mulla

    Mulla Digital Future

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    Inspired by the 'Funny Things MCs Say' thread on the Arena, I thought this'd be good cos everyone knows how much shite (most) women talk!!!

    I heard my girlfriend come out with this little gem recently:
    "I dont mind whisky, but I hate Skotch!!!!"

    A woman in my office also came out with this:
    "Roni Size? Did he make the Black Plastic Bag tune?"

    And one from FHM (a woman talking to her newly blind step-mother):
    "Dont worry, I'll learn braille so I can read to you"

    Genius!!!! :slayer:
     
  2. Rareform

    Rareform Formula Inc. Recs

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    funny you should say that..

    the girl who sits next to me at work just enquired if Gazza was a scouser..
     
  3. Triple M

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    lol

    the only word that springs to mind is:

    J A D E !



    :slayer:
     
  4. Kanta

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    this may be slightly off topic but its still a nice one

    from Married with Children

    Nun: I am a bride of Christ.
    Kelly: Wow, that must have been a fancy wedding.

    and from a girl i know...

    Myself: it's a foreign movie, from the UK
    Friend: so does it have subtitles?

    ~Kanta
     
  5. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    tenbellys adam_uk

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    hahahahaha

    :D
     
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    danny marx Owner of dnbscene.com

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  8. Kanta

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    haha! like that? ;) yea i don't think she was even paying attention to what i was saying...

    she'll never escape it :twisted:

    ~Kanta
     
  9. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    You men have dodgy chat up lines!!!!

    EVEEEEEEEEEN!!!
     
  10. lilmissdj

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    :gun: :gun: :gun:

    i can think of alot of stupid things men have said
     
  11. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    Ain't it!

    Males chat more crap then females cause they're not as intelligent!

    OK!

    :D

    :zest:
     
  12. Charlie Van Pelt

    Charlie Van Pelt Charles N. Charge

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    ...Said the MC who couldn't spell "rights."

    Chuck, old-school grammar nut:chainsaw:
     
  13. overhere51

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    also from married with children:

    kelly: **runs into house and yells to bud** "urethra, i've found it!"
    bud: "uh, kel, i don't think that's the word you're looking for."
    kelly: "um, i mean, topeka, i've found it!"

    everyone says stupid shit though. all you have to do is work with the general public (retail or food service, for example) to geta lot of examples on how amazingly dumb people are.
     
  14. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    LOL

    I can't spell don't worry....

    AND I gave up MC'n!

    :zest:
     
  15. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    Oh my signature OoOoOops...

    :lol: