Funny Things Women Say!

Mulla

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Inspired by the 'Funny Things MCs Say' thread on the Arena, I thought this'd be good cos everyone knows how much shite (most) women talk!!!

I heard my girlfriend come out with this little gem recently:
"I dont mind whisky, but I hate Skotch!!!!"

A woman in my office also came out with this:
"Roni Size? Did he make the Black Plastic Bag tune?"

And one from FHM (a woman talking to her newly blind step-mother):
"Dont worry, I'll learn braille so I can read to you"

Genius!!!! :slayer:
 

Rareform

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Originally posted by Mulla
Inspired by the 'Funny Things MCs Say' thread on the Arena, I thought this'd be good cos everyone knows how much shite (most) women talk!!!

I heard my girlfriend come out with this little gem recently:
"I dont mind whisky, but I hate Skotch!!!!"

A woman in my office also came out with this:
"Roni Size? Did he make the Black Plastic Bag tune?"

And one from FHM (a woman talking to her newly blind step-mother):
"Dont worry, I'll learn braille so I can read to you"

Genius!!!! :slayer:
funny you should say that..

the girl who sits next to me at work just enquired if Gazza was a scouser..
 
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this may be slightly off topic but its still a nice one

from Married with Children

Nun: I am a bride of Christ.
Kelly: Wow, that must have been a fancy wedding.

and from a girl i know...

Myself: it's a foreign movie, from the UK
Friend: so does it have subtitles?

~Kanta
 
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Originally posted by Kanta
this may be slightly off topic but its still a nice one

from Married with Children

Nun: I am a bride of Christ.
Kelly: Wow, that must have been a fancy wedding.

~Kanta
also from married with children:

kelly: **runs into house and yells to bud** "urethra, i've found it!"
bud: "uh, kel, i don't think that's the word you're looking for."
kelly: "um, i mean, topeka, i've found it!"

everyone says stupid shit though. all you have to do is work with the general public (retail or food service, for example) to geta lot of examples on how amazingly dumb people are.
 
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