Inspired by the 'Funny Things MCs Say' thread on the Arena, I thought this'd be good cos everyone knows how much shite (most) women talk!!! I heard my girlfriend come out with this little gem recently: "I dont mind whisky, but I hate Skotch!!!!" A woman in my office also came out with this: "Roni Size? Did he make the Black Plastic Bag tune?" And one from FHM (a woman talking to her newly blind step-mother): "Dont worry, I'll learn braille so I can read to you" Genius!!!!