you know you're a junglist when...... -You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR". -You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical. -You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions. -When you do dance, you "battle". -You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior junglist status". -You find out just how crooked promoters really are. -You hate massives. -You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene. -You say "the scene" a lot. -You find out how much better European electronic music really is. -You find out that glow sticks were cool TEN years ago in the UK. -You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends. -When you ARE on E, you do your best to act normal. -You realize how cool Drum n' Bass is. -You realize how lame progressive trance is. -You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated. -You have close friends who don't give a f**k about raving. -You think that maybe YOU don't really give a f**k either. -The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick. -You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick show". -You learn to break. -If you want to actually "roll," you have to eat about four pills at once. -You can get those four pills for the same price that everyone else pays for one. -You drink beer at after parties. -You quit collecting fliers. -You have unsubscribe from your drum n bass mailing list, because "none of those f**king little kids understand a thing about jungle, dammit!" -You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked. -You can't remember much in general. -You realize that junglists aren't nearly as genuine as the hippies were. -You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died. -You are actually called by your real name. -You realize that the general public shouldn’t be blamed for hating drum n bass. -You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy. -You talk s**t as much as possible. -You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record pair of pants.") -You DESPISE Happy Hardcore. -You DESPISE candy. -You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like leaving the party because of it. -You know what a 303 is. -You no longer feel the need to advertise your "junglist-ness" to the world. -You realize shell toes are s**tty shoes. -You can't count how many pairs you have owned. -You know that post-rave sex is awful. -You've punked kids who tried to get in a circle that was out of their league. -You can determine where a junglist is from just by the way they dance. -You know that LA junglist can't dance worth a s**t. -You find out that underground parties still happen quite frequently, despite what 98% of the raving populous thinks. -You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't. -You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD. -You read URB. -You have day-dreams that involve the Telletubies and a large rusty chainsaw. -Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago. -You understand electro and minimal techno now. -You hate drum n bass ho's. -You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette. -You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes. -You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out. -You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police, and any other authority. -You purposely wear way too much clothing to parties, because you know that dancing in a turtleneck sweater looks f**king ill. -You say "ill" a lot. -You have replaced Caffiene, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL. -You know that drum n bass is all about the music, but junglists are not. -You find the jungle room much more appealing now. -You can actually dance to jungle. -You hate Feelgood and Coolworld. -You laugh out loud when you walk into Jamba Juice and they're playing dance music. -You see guys from your high school football team at a party. -You know jungle is mainstream as f**k. -The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party. -You can re-tell the story of how jungle came to America quite accurately. -You hate Anthem tracks. -Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely f**ked up. -You sit around with friends and tell old "jungle disaster" stories. -You are amazed that you are somehow still alive.