funny or not

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i asked a dude at work who was blowing his nose with the force of a hundred bulls if he was part trombone. hes eastern european so he went 'wots diz you mean, iz trambon, i pley charmonica' and he took out a harmonica and blew a few random tones. queue dead stare. so i explain how some people are part italian or part egyptian or whatever and asked again if he could possibly be part trombone whereupon he vauges out on me and goes 'ah yes yes i understand yes diz iz ok' and nobody laughing and i felt like a bully. come on man, part trombone? thats gold! or what
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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  3. Reactor Grits

    Reactor Grits lick a shot

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    its funny. he has a german sense of humour or insufficient english language skills, probably both making up for this reaction. for the rest at your work its way too early for your antics karl. or they all got sand in their vaginas.
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that was pretty good, what do you think it is? hopefully its not about loving eggs as much as it looks cos there is no reason to get carried away with eggs. eggs are what they are. thats all.
     
  5. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    we has a part italian who is part trombone in our office... and another who is part nautical fog horn (but fully english)
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    now youre talking bromigo! a joke cant be judged on how many laughs it got, there is a certain academic merit

    rich that must mean the consensus was so complete there was an unison that made laughter too worldly
     
  7. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    something like dat yer
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    you funny guy yes? make laff.
     
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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    I DRINK TYSKIE AND START FIGHT WITH WALL
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    who does that, sounds like my kind of guy. i havent been drunk in like forever im so broke. well not since last night when i walked down the street with a redbull full of vodka and a straw, like i was playing the saxophone. stink of booze in the bus, make faces at people. id just come from a mates house and watched her scarf down an unconscionable amount of mushrooms, she was like so how much do i take, you reckon this will be enough? i was like yes. yes i think so, im gonna have to go now, got a mate coming over for dinner etc you know how it is.
    i cant be sat there on a tuesday babysitting some spacecase, there was enough vodka and shrooms to last us all night, i wouldve been mia
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  12. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i started working this week and usually im near some old man whos always shouting at his computer, 'cmon yer slow piece o' shit' ina broad yorkshire accent

    then he starts calling them steam powered and today he sneezed like a fuckin trombone, cue someone shouting bless you then him shouting back thank you

    my work place is like a social club and i can work as slow as i want
     
  13. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Broool story Karnage. Think you'll find you cant work as slow as you want...good luck finding that out though.



    Also to be a good communist you had to be very strong and humourless. They still have it in their hearts to please Stalin. Is he a roid monkey Logikz?
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    he is around 2.4 meters tall and athletic to the point of bloody hell. not bulk but terribly cut and fit and his jawline is strong. its the eyes and the nose of course that give him away. and the harmonica.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i was almost sacked for laughing at this guys name. his name was cockendeep
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    and im the bully waiting for you in the moors