Funny commentators

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  1. jungle_fever

    jungle_fever Well-Known Member VIP Junglist

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    I love funny commentators...









    anyone else got any funny ones?
     
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    Ahahah. That Danny Hart one is jokes
     
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    [video=youtube_share;IivUVo4V1Wo]http://youtu.be/IivUVo4V1Wo[/video]
    [video=youtube_share;nffFVZRa22k]http://youtu.be/nffFVZRa22k[/video]
    [video=youtube_share;A-fn_dU59zY]http://youtu.be/A-fn_dU59zY[/video]
     
  5. jungle_fever

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    not really commentary but this is fucking hilarious if you havnt seen it already..



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    will have to watch these all when i get home from work
     
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    "HOW DOES DANNY HART SIT DOWN WITH BALLS THAT BIG!!??"

    beautiful closing line!!
     
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    Sid Waddell, discussion over, funniest comm ever, gutted he died, Darts just got a lot less watchable!!!!

    Some pearls of wisdom from the late great Sid!

    The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
    When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27. (this is a fav of mine)
    That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
    That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
    Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
    Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
    Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

    And the absoloute best line ever uttered by a commentator, genius, teekaboo son

    There's only one word for that - magic darts!
     
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    More punditry than commentating

     
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