funniest bit of news i've ever read.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rob_del_terror, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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  2. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    mwah ha ha ha, how funny.
    but to be fair, i had not heard this rumor, i wouldnt have thought it either..... or care

    .... really? is it REALLY?
     
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  3. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Tell you what would be really funny, if she was walking down the street and tripped up and fell into a conveniently placed trough of hydrochloric acid. THAT would make for some funny news.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Surely someone must have seen her mangina? Im suprised no-one has come forward about it yet
     
  5. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    I hear it peeked out on stage in Sheffield and blinded 27 people in the front row.
     
  6. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    i heard it lives on a diet of kittens and members of the african pygmy tribe
     
  7. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    she doesnt need to strap on a penis

    everyone knows she has one already
     
  8. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    I finally cracked up where it said "she burst into tears" :D
     
  9. CRoOK

    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    she does actually have a cock though init?