I was round da missusiz house a few weeks ago and her brother and his bird are in the kitchen cooking their dinner....all of the sudden we here this shouting going off and they both strom out and sulk in separate rooms...why ? Her brother was wearing shorts and standing next to the hob, whilst his bird is cooking..( wait for it) thought he had a big fart coming and SHAT ALL DOWN HIS LEG....but the reason she was pissed off was cos he thought it was funny..... So who else has seen arguments happen for eth most stupidly funny reasons ??!?!?!?!!??