So... the other day i calmly went to my parents house and went into the garden to find my little shitter of a cat. When i noticed a fukin hench spider curled up in a corner... so i tried to find something to catch it... and although it was still alive... it was doing very little and didnt even attempt to run away on touching it... instead... reared up its front legs and made two tiny beads of venom come from its fangs.... so i killed it... So... on investigating it and sending it to London Zoo... it turns out its a Male Trapdoor Spider.... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.... as it wasnt as big as it should have been when kept in captivity... they assumed it must have come over in fruit or veg of some sort. Now... not to weird right? But monday i find one of these.... (not my picture... i couldnt get a good enough shot) Yet again in my parents Garden. Not ever seeing a green spider like it before I again... packed it into a tuppaware box... this time alive... sent it to London Zoo. For them to call me asking me exactly where it was found.... did it seem to have been living anywhere.... and if they could visit to see if any eggs had been laid etc etc. And yesterday a dude from the Zoo came to my parents house. WEIRD RIGHT!?? Anyway... its a Jumping Spider from the Orthrus family.... and had only been discovered in Papua New Guinea 3-4 years ago and that this is the first time it had been reported in London. FUCKED UP!!