fucking with people who have OCD

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  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    right, my uncle, who's a bit of a tit, is now sort of living with me

    he has really bad OCD, so when he does something that pisses me off, i fuck with this weakness.


    the other day, he nicked both my cans of red-bull out the fridge...so yesterday i made every hung picture in the flat wonky, which seemed to make him physically ill.

    need moar ideas.
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    stop having sex with your uncle
     
  3. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    your mum have lots of brothers, yeah?
     
  4. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    get out moar?
     
  5. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    only 2...why???
     
  6. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    He's implying cock for cash.
     
  7. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Also... let him fix something... then move it back... keep doing it untill spontanious implosion.
     
  8. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    he's already been through the DVD collection and bookcase. Everything's in alphabetical order...i hate it.
     
  9. justin_credible

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    Re arrange it into alphabetical order by director, then ask him why that is wrong......stand back in case of head explosion
     
  10. SpeaknoEvyl

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    if he organises his clothes by colour you could swap everything around?

    or put a pink sock in with his white washing.... that would just generally piss him off
     
  11. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Put this much effort in to finding a job
     
  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    move things in the wrong place and when he moves them back argue with him and tell him that thats the wrong place he has put it in. that will proper fuck him up.
     
  13. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    hahahaahaha....
     
  14. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    while hes sitting down.. stab a kitchen knife into his leg.. then wait n see if he stabs his other leg so they are even.

    maybe all an ambulance while ur waiting or somethin.
     
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  15. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    stuff naked pictures of yourself in a shoebox under his bed and then call the police on him
     
  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    or!

    get under the bed naked.. call the police.. then take some life threatening drugs..

    see what happens?
     
  17. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    spike his tea with lsd.
     
  18. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    spear his head with a javelin :teeth:
     
  19. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    set fire to his feet
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Smash yourself repeatedly in the face with that good old trusty failhammer you so readily wield.