fucking with people who have OCD

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  1. rysk

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    right, my uncle, who's a bit of a tit, is now sort of living with me

    he has really bad OCD, so when he does something that pisses me off, i fuck with this weakness.


    the other day, he nicked both my cans of red-bull out the fridge...so yesterday i made every hung picture in the flat wonky, which seemed to make him physically ill.

    need moar ideas.
     
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    stop having sex with your uncle
     
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    your mum have lots of brothers, yeah?
     
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    get out moar?
     
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    only 2...why???
     
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    He's implying cock for cash.
     
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    Also... let him fix something... then move it back... keep doing it untill spontanious implosion.
     
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    he's already been through the DVD collection and bookcase. Everything's in alphabetical order...i hate it.
     
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    Re arrange it into alphabetical order by director, then ask him why that is wrong......stand back in case of head explosion
     
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    if he organises his clothes by colour you could swap everything around?

    or put a pink sock in with his white washing.... that would just generally piss him off
     
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    Put this much effort in to finding a job
     
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    move things in the wrong place and when he moves them back argue with him and tell him that thats the wrong place he has put it in. that will proper fuck him up.
     
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    hahahaahaha....
     
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    while hes sitting down.. stab a kitchen knife into his leg.. then wait n see if he stabs his other leg so they are even.

    maybe all an ambulance while ur waiting or somethin.
     
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    stuff naked pictures of yourself in a shoebox under his bed and then call the police on him
     
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    or!

    get under the bed naked.. call the police.. then take some life threatening drugs..

    see what happens?
     
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    spike his tea with lsd.
     
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    spear his head with a javelin :teeth:
     
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    set fire to his feet
     
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    Smash yourself repeatedly in the face with that good old trusty failhammer you so readily wield.