fucking lol......read this shit

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  1. MistaNoize

    MistaNoize Mistanoize.com

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  2. Yorkshire Tony

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    Cant at work, copy and paste please!!!!

    ps) where the fcuk you been hiding, aint seen you online in TIME!
     
  3. Floating Hunter

    Floating Hunter Well-Known Member

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    its merh-keys facebook page
     
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  4. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    that guy is a full on oxygen thief
     
  5. SmallVictoriez

    SmallVictoriez Teen Pop Sensation

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    Must have a facebook account to see it, am I the last one on earth who doesn't?
     
  6. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i don't get it... it's just really badly photoshop filtered images of his shitty tattoo?
     
  7. MistaNoize

    MistaNoize Mistanoize.com

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    These's Are The BIG 6 THINGS I've Done In MY PAST, I'm Dedicateing My Big Pics And Show My Respect To The Main Big Time People :) (Like Me But I'm The Top One Tho haha) .. I've Met Some Of The Nicest People Ever And Made Some Life Long Friends :) (Jurning The Four Long Years And All That Hard Work Payed Off :D) .. It Was A Massive Chapter In My Life, I've Achieve My Goal To Become A Big Time Main Man Top Dog :) Look At The Photo's ;) (By The Way Thats What Most People Think About Me In Nottingham And In Poole Aswell) .. The Big Things And Things Made Me Into The Person I Am Today But With My Tattoos Its Making Me Into The Person I Want To Be :D I've Still Got My Contacts (Meaning) With The Other Top Time People Like Me And The Big Time People Aswell, I Always Know Whats Going Off (I Don't Ask They Tell Me Things) .. I've Done My Dream Now - Done Everything In My Power To Get It :) I Thought I Will Never Become This Top Time As I Am Now: Made It To Top Person Number One. I've Learnt Soo Much Things Over The Years And It Has Helped Me In My Life Loads And Loads Of Times :) .. I'm Really Happy, Really Proud And Really Glad I've Done


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    As You All Know My Old Nick Name Is Legendary, Everyone Known Me As Doing Big Things What Most Men Cant Even Do With Women's :)
    And It Took About 4 Years To Do Everything: Do All Average Everyday Things, Most Big Things And Do The Legacy (For Me) :) With Average Everyday Women's And Top Big Time Women's ....
    But Now My Nick Name Is Tattoo Guy :D Known As That For A Long Time Now ;) Because How Many Tattoos Ive Got And I Want To Get Covered In Them From Head To Toe :) - Its All About Tattoos And Piercings With Me Now :D



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    Ron Jeremy bin with Cathy Barry, and Cathy Barry bin with Omar Williams, and Omar Williams bin with the Women, and I bin with the Women After Omar Williams bin with Her: Thats The Sex Triangle In Order :) so im 3 away from Ron Jerermy :) ...
    Ron Jeremy is a Pornstar Legend around the Whole World, Hes The Biggest Pornstar in American porno industry..
    Cathy Barry is one of the Biggest Pornstars in England and well known in America aswell..
    Omar Williams was Born in Nottingham, hes a Big Pornstar in Notts loads of people see him around. Hes one of the Biggest and well Knownest Pornstars in England..
    With the Women I cant say her Name or Anything About her - she dont want me to because of certain reasons But all i can say is She anit a pornstar and shes one in a million..
    Me I use to go with Omar Williams galz (bin with His galz) - This is how is it Ive Bin with women what Big Pornstars go with :). I Was 17 Years Old When I Done That ...



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    I've been out with Beauty Queens and I got Engaged to one aswell, Her name is Dcoda was with her for a Year and 3 Months n a Year of that was Engaged (Its My Longest Relationship I Was 18 Years Old). she was Born in Jamica and the only reason why we not togelther she went back to live over there But We keep in contact with eachother and Remained Really Good Friends :) .. I havnt met anyone like her before she is really Special, one of the Most Amazing Women I know :). Dcoda was My 1st Prober True Love! Im Dead Happy Me And Her Stayed Good Friends :D ...
    She Entered Two Beauty Pageants (Beauty Contest) And Came First In Both :). A Teen Beauty Queen.



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    One of the Models was Nikki she does quite a few Modelling Shoots for magazine's. She is One of Dcoda's Best Friends :) (Dcoda My Ex Faince the Teen Beauty Queen) .. Obv pulled Nikki before I went out with Dcoda :)


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    The Relationship Dint work out we was Better of Being Friends :) .. She's a Stripper well Learning to be One - She is Really Good at it :) I was With her About 3months. Our Friendship is Very important to me I can Trust her with My life :)


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    She worked in The Top Escort Agency in New York About 15 Years, She was One of the Top Escorts in the Business. She's an Ex Big Time Escort now, Came Out of the Escort Business About 5 Years ago Then went to Live in England: In Nottingham. I was Seeing Her for a little bit last year June or July time and I Went with her mm ;) if you Know what i Mean? .. She did Make Thousands and Thousands of Dollars (Prober Loaded Filthy Rich) made from the Escort Business, she Has Got a Really Nice Sports Car what Cost her About 50 Grand (I went to a Few Place's in that With Her) .. When She Was in the Escort Agency back in New York: Men Use to Pay Her like $2,000 Dollars to have A Day with her And the Men Use to Pay her Like $500-$700 Dollars to Have a Meal with Her. Most of the Men are Rich and Wealthy Business Men from All Over New York ...
    By The Way she was Born in America and in the Past 5 Years She Lives in The Richest and Poshest Parts Of Nottingham (got a Nice Big Bungalow) .. The American EX Big Time Escort I hav'nt Met Anyone like her, she is Defo One In A Million :), Very Experinces in the Bedroom :) she Said I Was One Of The Best Mans She Had ;) .. Im Glad I was Seeing Her for a Little Bit (Dating) because we Had some Good Times exspecially in Her Sports Car :), She Wanted a Relationship with Me but I Wanted to Take Things slow!


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    One of My Mates Moved to America (Lived There About 15 Years) got Into The Porn Industry Made Six Big Porn Films and Done Heaps n Heaps of Porn Magizines: Done Everything in Porn and All of The Hardcore stuff aswell, In the Porn Industry for about 6 Years. was Really Known all Over America many years ago and prober Made it Big back in the day, Made Thousands and Thousands of Dollars use to Travel Around the World Bin to Loads and Loads of Different countries. Still Mega Rich Today. After The Porn Industry Moved back to Nottingham in England about 7-9 Years Ago (was Born in Nottingham) .. we Met at College doing Catering NVG Level 2 ;), when we left College My Mate The Big Time Ex Pornstar Use To Hang Around With Me ;) ...
    Then After My Mates the Ex Big Pornstars use to Hang Around with Me in Town Chilling Out and Having a Laff :), Use to Do Everything went to West London Stayed in Really Posh Hotels (One of The Hotels is: The Trebovir Hotel its an 3 Star Hotel - £85 Per Person Per Night Including Everything - Showers, tv with Loads of Channels, Breakfast in the Morning, Hot Drinks and a Few Other Things aswell .. we seen a World Wide Famours Play: Les Miserables at Queens Theatre in West London, Also bin to Posh Italians Restaurants whats Less Then a Few mins Away from the Red Carpet where All Celebs go - for the Big Movies they Done) .. Les Miserables was an Amazing Play, was Three Hours Long. the Tickets Cost us £42.50 Per Person but it Could go Higher Depends Where you Sit on the Upper or Lower Floor, Les Miserables (a Musical Play) Won about 50-60 Awards - it has Bin going Since 1980. It has Played in 41 Countries and 291 Cities, its One of The Biggest Plays in The World .. with All the Things Me and the Ex Big Pornstars did They Payed For Everything for me But I Did Offer To Pay For Myself :) They said No, They I Said I Go Halfs and they Still said no. Because thats How Much my mates the Ex Big Time Pornstars wants to Hang Around with Me, Thats How Big I Am Im Number One Top Dog ...
    Me and my mates the Ex Big Pornstars was Living it Up in Big Style and Living the Glamours Rich High Life ;) they use To Hang Around with Me for A While! .. My Mate The Big Ex Pornstar from College hes a Great Mate, We are Gonna be Life Long Friends :) I really Enjoyed the things we did in West London, we Had a Great time .. West London is the Poshest and Richest Part of all Of London :) All of the Big Celebs go on the Red Carpet There (for there Premiere World Wide Big Films) and Got The Most Expensive And Best Shops, Restaurants ect there aswell (Oxford Street ;))
     
  8. MistaNoize

    MistaNoize Mistanoize.com

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    3rd League: Bottom - for Average Everyday People. (Low Time).
    I've Done Everything and All Average Everyday Things with Girls-Women, when I was 15 to 16 Years old so it Took a Year to do. I Was a Player in Poole i Had Loads and Loads of People Use to Hang Around with Me I Was The Leader Of The Groups, People and Friends Gave Me the Nick Name: Fabe The Babe .. (Most People can do These's Sort of Things)

    2nd League: Middle - for the Hotties and Mega Fit Girls-Women. (Big Time).
    I've Done All the Big Things what Most People Can't Even do or Even Tryed To do. I've Been out with Beauty Queens Got Engaged To One, Bin With women what Big Time Pornstars Go With, Pulled Models and bin with Strippers learning to Be. as You can See from My Big Edit Pics :). I was 18 and 19 Years old so it Took Two Years to do, I was a Big Player in Nottingham. Everyone and Friends Gave Me the Nick Name: Legend. Everybody and Everyone wanted To be Me, Looked Up To Me, Be Like Me, Wants To Hang Around With Me ect I Felt Like A Mini Celeb.

    1st League: Top - for the Top Big Time People who Make it Really Big and Well Known in a City For what ever They Did In the Thing. (Top Time, Top Dogs).
    with big time people From the 2nd League Its Very Very Rare and Hard n Hard for them to Get Into This League Only the Best of the Best and Everyone n Everybody (Low Time - Average Everyday People, Big Time - Escorts Strippers ect and Top Time People - Ex Models Ex Strippers ect) Remembers there Past n Gotta Be welll Known in a Big City, Like for Ex Top Players (Which I am), Ex Top Time Pornstars, Ex Top Time Models ect ... I was 20 Years old: on my 20th Birthday to my 21th Birthday so again it Took One Year to do, I am an Ex Top Time Player in Nottingham. I've Done All the Things what Most Majority People in a Big City Cant Even do - they Only Could Dream about It, I been with Ex Big American Escort who was One of The Top in an Escort Agency in New York she Did Do It for about 15 Years and Had Ex Big Pornstars use To Hang Around with Me (They was Prober Well Known and Made it Big In America Back in The Day Many Years ago) As You Can See From My Big Edit Pics (which I Explained On Each Photo Of What Ive Done And about Them aswell) .. I Was a Big Time Number One Top Dog im Still Really Big in Nottingham Because of My Legacy :) Because of Everything I've Done and All of the Big Things I've Done aswell, I Anit Got No Repetition anymore as a Big Time Player because Im an Ex Top Time Player: Everyone and Everybody Remembers All the Things and Big Things I've Done and My Past aswell in Nottingham (Big City) .. im an Ex Top Time Player Im Undefeatable and untouchable now all because of My Legacy, im Always Going to Be the Big Time Number One Top Dog ... Friends and Everybody Gave Me the Nick Name Legendary ;) (I Felt Like a Star) ... Everyone and Everybody in Poole and in Nottingham Thinks This About Me For Years n Years :) and Gave Me The Nick Names All the Prober Fit Mega Hot Girls-Women Want Me mm ;)

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    just read what he puts......fucking jokes


    Use to Do Everything went to West London Stayed in Really Posh Hotels (One of The Hotels is: The Trebovir Hotel its an 3 Star Hotel - £85 Per Person Per Night Including Everything - Showers, tv with Loads of Channels, Breakfast in the Morning, Hot Drinks and a Few Other Things aswell


    hahahaha

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    ive been around bro, just posting mixes on here mainly tho
     
  9. SmallVictoriez

    SmallVictoriez Teen Pop Sensation

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    This guy is a winner for sure.
     
  10. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    lol what a fucking pillock
     
  11. Yorkshire Tony

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    fuckin 'ell................

    this bit made me laugh

    Use to Do Everything went to West London Stayed in Really Posh Hotels (One of The Hotels is: The Trebovir Hotel its an 3 Star Hotel - £85 Per Person Per Night Including Everything - Showers, tv with Loads of Channels, Breakfast in the Morning, Hot Drinks and a Few Other Things aswell



    erm.....3 star luxury? 85 a night in London???? sound slike a travellodge to me


    I'm not proud of it, but i know some of the ‘bad man’ in Nottingham, people who you REALLY don’t wanna do anything wrong to, proper scum of the earth guys who will do ANYTHING to get what they want (other than honest work) ………. I should ask them if they know of this guy seeing as though he is a Major Player and the biggest man round. lol
     
  12. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    The wall of text was too much for me to begin reading.
     
  13. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I Like How He's Put Caps On The Beginning Letter Of Each Word. Surely It'll Take Longer To Type Stuff Out.
     
  14. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    This dude is a bellend
     
  15. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    This fucktard can barely put sentences together! Jesus, yhat was painful to read. Whatta douche.
     
  16. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Yeah But Cause He's A Big Time Top Dog Number One Wanker He Has All The Time In The World To Use Caps At The Start Of Each Word It's Something That Us Lowtime People Can Only Dream Of Doing.
     
  17. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    this guys from nottingham too whats up with people from there bigging up there shitty lives
    no offence to anyone else from nottingham!lol
     
  18. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    I Fucking Hate People Who Type Like This, Gets On My Fucking Nerve
     
  19. Yorkshire Tony

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    I'm from Notts and i can confirm that NO oNE has a good life there..........so glad i managed to get outa the city.
     
  20. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    It's that Sheriff fella whose to blame.