Fucking cunt NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Sorry for any one recently suffering the same fate as moi...

    The cunting ex girlfriend calls me up the other day, a year after dumping me, and decides she wants to get back together... me, being a stupid needy mug, decided this may be a good idea and decide to go for it, we have a discussion, some sex and decide that yes, this is a good idea...

    This was Tuesday...

    Today she sent me the text to stop every willing mans heart, quoting: "I need to talk to you." My instant reaction was "great..." because we all know what can come of such texts... i reply questioning "Should I be worried?" and she proceeds saying that she doesn't think it should be anything I should be worried about...

    She arrives. I take her into my room where she proceeds to tell me that she felt no spark on the Tuesday night and that she thinks we can't go anywhere and that she's sorry because she didn't want to hurt my feelings and that blah blah usual bullshit...

    Is my cock really that small and should I really want to string her up like a fucking pig?

    Cant wait for all the suggestions.. can't be any more interesting than the night I've already had....

    I'm joining Karl...
     
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  2. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    WELCOME Sam! Sammy Sam! My man! Exes are a soft spot for me too sometimes. But you gotta just fuck them and let them know that's all they are getting. Cos that's all they are getting
     
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    Lol but is it...? Fuck her. She's all "I'm really sorry, I know apologies won't mean anything... blah blah douche douche douche"

    I'm so fucking angry.
     
  4. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    You know.. About half hour ago an ex contacted me saying how sorry she is. She made me hate women. Fucking cunt of a girl. Are u ok Sam mate?
     
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    Haha... I don't quite know to be honest mate... got half a gram of MD to myself, some beers and some headphones... Had my laptop ruined the other day so no mixing software/anything I want to listen to on the laptop I'm using...
     
  6. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Do the md and beer and whatnot then you won't be able to mix anyway! Get rowdy!
     
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    In a wierd balance while I wait for the shit to kick in both ends... FUCK HER! YES! LEL TROLOLOLO BOOOYAH!
     
  8. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Play song first and then start to read.

    Get a hobby,
    I am not sure that women love. Sure they claim it all the time. However, actions should speak louder than words. Words women use and so rarely display. It sounds like, to me, you are sexy enough for a woman to come back after so long and jump on your dick. Sure she had to deceive you, but at least you are good enough in bed that some bitch has to lie to you to get you in bed.
    Best bet is to get a hobby. Something you can productively spend your time doing. Takes the edge off in the best way instead of feeling sorry for yourself.
    I will not tell you some better fish will come around one day. Because I don't really know you. I will tell you that you need to move on. What do you English say "Carry On Then". or something to that effect. Move on with your life because sooner or later she will be a distant memory.


    A little American Poetry for you.



    She wears a tight skirt but it won't rip or tear.
    When I went out with her she got extensions in her hair.
    She got style and she got the cat moves.
    You're gonna keep the beat Bud because she's coming after you.

    I ain't high, I won't lose
    I might be lookin for attention but I'm just not gunna lose
    It's Friday night, and there's going to be another chick on my tip
    but it won't be you baby.
     
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  9. Scrapped

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    Fuck it.... Get in there a few more times and forget about her.



    At this point, Just try and get laid..... That's my terrible suggestion :rofl:
     
  10. equilibrium

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    Become wealthy enough to afford a girl that is beautiful and empathetic with a great personality. They exist. Cheers mate.



    What happened here?
    The butterfly has lost its wings
    The air's too thick to breathe
    And there's something in the drinking water.

    The sun comes up
    The sun comes up and you're alone
    Your sense of purpose come undone
    The traffic tails back to the maze on 101

    And the news from the sky
    Is looking better for today
    In every single way
    But not for you

    World citizen

    World citizen

    It's not safe
    All the yellow birds are sleeping
    Cos the air's not fit for breathing
    It's not safe

    Why can't we be
    Without beginning, without end?
    Why can't we be?

    World citizen

    World citizen

    And if I stop
    And talk with you awhile
    I'm overwhelmed by the scale
    Of everything you feel
    The lonely inner state emergency

    I want to feel
    Until my heart can take no more
    And there's nothing in this world I wouldn't give

    I want to break
    The indifference of the days
    I want a conscience that will keep me wide awake

    I won't be disappointed
    I won't be disappointed
    I won't be.

    I saw a face
    It was a face I didn't know
    Her sadness told me everything about my own

    Can't let it be
    When least expected there she is
    Gone the time and space that separates us

    And I'm not safe
    I think I need a second skin
    No, I'm not safe

    World citizen

    World citizen

    I want to travel by night
    Across the steppes and over seas
    I want to understand the cost
    Of everything that's lost
    I want to pronounce all their names correctly

    World citizen

    World citizen

    I won't be disappointed
    I won't be.

    She doesn't laugh
    We've gone from comedy to commerce
    And she doesn't feel the ground she walks upon

    I turn away
    And I'm not sleeping well at night
    And while I know this isn't right
    What can you do?
     
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  11. fuuz3r

    fuuz3r KRISTJAN V

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    what you need to do is get rid of her. she simply isn't interested and only got back to you cause she was lonely at the moment and needed some cock. and she will keep doing so if you continue being like a puppy everytime she snaps her fingers. next time she contacts you, just tell her that "you're right! it's not gonna work between us so lets's forget it and move on. also i don't think you should call me anymore. kthxby"

    i know what you're feeling man, we've all been there, but it's just better ignoring these kinds of women - it's painful for some time, but later you feel a lot better, because you've maintained your self dignity.

    so your first mistake was that you got back to this girl. second mistake was that you replied to her text with such a needy answer - "should i be worried?" c'mon you're a man - you're never worried when it comes to women (at least don't show that you are). third mistake - you should've waited 2-3 days before answering her (if at all, because you knew what this kind of message holds in itself - and you were correct).

    if a woman dumps you...you never ever get back to her again, because history will repeat and you just get fucked over again.
     
  12. Teddy

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    Whoa whoa whoa
    Some real bad advice in here.

    Firstly u should have told her to do 1 in the first place. Ex's are ex's for a reason, it never works. However we are all men and its easier said than done.
    So now you have let her win the ex's game what do you do?
    Nothing! Don't give 2 fucks, man up and get on. Plenty more chicks out there, especially if your ok settling for someone with the negative personal attributes you have described above. Don't let a clown slow you down.
    Stay up man!
     
  13. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Pretty much this. If any women knows you like them more than they like you, you're fucked! They know they have the power an its hard to switch it back.

    I sort of agree with what Teddy said but, there are obviously some cases where it does work out the second time.
     
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    fuuz3r KRISTJAN V

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    well, that's just your opinion :)


    that was my point. as you said yourself, exes are exes for a reason. if it didn't work out it didn't. move on! plenty of better girls out there. there is no point wasting your time and money on women who basically have just told you in womanese "it doesn't work out between us, we have grown apart" or in english "i don't want to be with you anymore, i don't have any feelings and interest in you and i rather want to be with someone else"
     
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    No what teddy says is fact. You fucking nooboid
     
  16. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    play it cool, they come running, they always do...
     
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    Finally someone understands xxx
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    X
     
  19. equilibrium

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    This.
     
  20. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    my opinion..

    you was to easy, what muggins gets back with his ex after so long, so easy, and gets back into bed.. to easy.. no challenge, no fun, no risk, no feeling of life = no relationship..

    what you need to do.. is say, tbh.. i didnt want a relationship either.. just wanted a fuck.. thats all you are now anyway.. a fuck, so if ever you're bored or wanting some.. text me ...

    then its like, damn.. he doesnt want me.. im not wanted , shit ... im not wanted ? .. he just wants sex .. what ? i feel alive, this is a risk? i gotta make him want me.. hes won.. what the fuck.. right im texting him .. estgoisehoisehrogiengoiengoeitgn .... womens heads mayne
     
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