Fuckin' In The Bushes!!!

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  1. Roger Axion

    Roger Axion I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    OK OK technically I was wanking in the bushes at a beach rave in Brancaster circa 2000.

    To cut a long story short I double dropped some pills with a dude called Nobby, or somethin', and drank 9 cans of Fosters, I was then too fkd to chat these 2 fit birds up by the dj booth, so went off on some mad fantasy mission of my own.

    However I did not blast off, so technically it may not count lol.

    If u hav had erotic experiences in the bushes, please leave a post in this thread.

    Thanx ;)
     
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    He's back...

    :wave:
     
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    dude. you got caught wanking in a bush after 9 cans of piss.

    probably not your proudest moment.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    sounds like SislejĀ“s pervert remix.
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Na its Ill Rabbit...
     
  6. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Your dad walked in on me deep inside your mums bush once
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Wrong thread daniel...

    Try again.
     
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    oh for fucks sake :shake:

    waffle is cursed by rogers
     
  9. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Figures
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    How's the NHS treating you Mr Rabbit?
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I think the whole point is, they aren't, david :)
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    hmm. can't remember the town i was in.

    but chattin wiv a girl from england while shes flickin it..

    managed to blow in a bush outside a backpackers at 2am..

    it was nice.. had the warm breeze of outside while smashing one out.. really romantic.
     
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    How the hell did you get back in???
     
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