FUCKIN COLLEGE CUNTS

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by MARKLAR, Feb 26, 2010.

  1. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i got kicked out of college today for missin one to many days fuckin cunts no warning just your out.
    i guess ill probly be back in uk alot quicker than i thought.
    only good thing is they couldnt of done it on a nicer day was so nice an sunny had a nice few pints in the sun.
     
  2. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    nutter....i got booted out of school for droppin a shot putt in the bog and floodin the PE dept...hows that for cool?
     
  3. Indigo

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    i had two days off at the start of my year for my uncles funeral , i had another one off the other week and my tutor said im taking the piss with my days off
    pricks
     
  4. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Fuck college.
    I been at mine for 4 years.
    It feels like prision sentance
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    nothin like a bit of nice tight wet colledge cunt
     
  6. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    im on my way mate lol. attendance needs to be 85% or higher to stay on, im on my 3rd and final strike with 60% lol
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    it is all about uni. you don't have to turn up for fuck all. mind you paying as much as you have to for it, gives you some incentive to go!
     
  8. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Where are the college cunts? :teeth:
     
  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    im my basement [​IMG]
     
  10. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    lets not turn this into an austrian paedo thread yea!hahaha
     
  12. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I failed my first year of college... although with my 48% attendance and only handing in about 3 or 4 assignments I can't really blame them. I don't regret it tho, it was an awesome year of getting fucked and having fun.

    I resat it and passed the second time around.
     
  13. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    hity a nerve there eh, not a austrian by any chance are you ? DJ paedo ?
     
  14. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    well it aint all bad all my mates av bin kicked out aswell!lol
     
  15. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    my school attendance and 6th form attendance was attrocious... always turning up an hour late, missing lessons to play poker or go to town and shit... falling asleep in class, i used to be a proper brainy swat then somewhere that changed, lol.
     
  16. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    to be fair though, if you didn't turn up to work several times without good reason you would be fired so a college has just as much right to kick you out... although, warnings first would be much better (as you would get at work).

    when i was at college though, i blazed all the live long day and went to fuck all lectures... i think if i went back for a music course or something i would piss the lecturers off for being their all the time!
     
  17. Gumby

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    is there a difference between college and uni?

    we dont have anything called college here. i thought it was just the same as university.

    you wouldnt get thrown out of uni for not turning up. they'd only let you go if your grades were continually too low.
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    there is a big difference. here you go to college (or 6th form if its attached to a school) at around 16 i guess when you finish school, get A levels, and then go on to uni from there (or can do at least) to get a bachelors or masters.
     
  19. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    :lol: Oh dear..
     
  20. Gumby

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    oh right, i see.

    we just call that year 11 and 12, the last two years of high school. lol.