fucked up dream bout dnbforum ...

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didnt have any drugs or beer lastnight, went to bed late.. so only woke up bout an hour ago after this dream...

anyway, i was in an airport going to greece with this dodgy tracksuit / shellsuit on .. some flight hostess i assume offered me an upgrade, i took it .. it was an extra 40 quid .. got on the plane , and the upgrade was to go to china.. arrived in china, all panicking, everything strange, and Indi appears !!! , fuck knows where from, only hes got a Seth Rogen (dude from knocked up) type blonde curly afro - http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2009/07/seth-rogen.jpg ... we go for a pint and a chat, and wander about, he introduces me to people and he turns out to be some top geezer, everyone knows him.. and im a tagg along .. so im following him about like a dog, then he turns round and tells me to fuck off... and i wake up ... wounded.. i thought i was gunna be shown the way..

dreaming bout a fellow forum head is the pinnicle of being a billy no-mates tho surely. altho, i used to dream about playing fruit machines every night for ages.. win jackpot, wake up gutted coz i realise im skint.
 

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I'm eagerly awaiting Daniel Moores response to this thread.

But just to pre-empt it a little...

Yes, you're a fag.
 

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yea was quite homo... should of seen the brand new ' harry enfield and chums' shellsuit i was wearing.. i think i even had a 'bum bag' on , with my money in .. serious dreams
 

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Don't think he's asian lol... Pretty sure he is from Portsmouth, which I can see why he wanted to get out of that shit inbred hell hole!
cunt ... you go out for a night out in scum .. then a night out in pompey .. and look at the people .. scum is far more shitty .. plus youve got Dont Sleep, so you loose before battle
 

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cunt ... you go out for a night out in scum .. then a night out in pompey .. and look at the people .. scum is far more shitty .. plus youve got Dont Sleep, so you loose before battle
lol, obviously streets are paved with gold in Southampton. I WIN! ... Not that I really follow football, but seems there is a little poetic justice occuring of late, whats up with that? Are they fucked know?
 

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you left out the part where he gave you pink sock in the bathroom to not sound gay, but yo that shits gay indi was in your dream.
 
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