Fuck The Sea

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  1. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I know some of us are preparing for a voyage across open waters, but take a tip or two from these guys.

    [video]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14629540[/video]
     
  2. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    The shark was only playing Onslaught...I could tell by the look in it's eyes it was trying to lure father and son into a false sense of security. I've seen it plenty of times it looks fucked but really it's just waiting for the big guy to slip up and reveal his pin number. Crafty bastards I can tell you...
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    whats this link about? i love the sea. the ocean. everthing good ever happen to me happened in the ocean, had my first kiss, met my first love in the water, on the beaches of greece, as it were and like you do, rather later. my favorite brother came from the sea, i myself was born under water with 3 dollars and 5 cent, caught my first wave, skewered my first trout, cod, and i love shrimp. everybody loves shrimp, cant nobody tell me im wrong either. some of that bread and aioli taste so delicious
     
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    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    Yeah fuck the sea, fuckity fuck that motherfucker.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dude you cant say that, its like saying fuck fucking... stuff and shit that fucking sucks. iyou know that right? maybe you didnt see gummo yet. watch gummo and get back to me please.
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Sharks are fine, its Krakens we've got to worry about
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    when you say kraken do you mean the mythical creature or the one sailors accross the world actually do fear in the night, the giant octopode?
     
  8. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Krakens were as big as ships Logikz...

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    Not as many of them around as there used to be. Accurate drawing if ever I saw one.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    they still are jaros, just they never been caught. there was something washed up on the shores of chile that measured 11 meters from tentacle to tentacle, they found tentacles in the belly of killer whales that were over 10 meters long, they actually done caught a gigantic octopus in japan 2 years ago, you can find the video on youtubes (and it is nothing short of horrifying) but the real kraken, the true giant octopode has never been seen, recorded, certainly not caught or ever even been seen by a survivor. the problem is the kraken has a life span of around a year or so first of all, and second the waters they are found in are simply not places people like to be at all times, waves tall as high rise buildings, temperatures worse than anything, depths fit for dagon. which brings me to oil platforms. they match the description and they apparenlty do suffer attacks from the kraken, out in berings sea the norwegians are constantly plagued by creatures that defy description. the shores of yoggoth?
     
  10. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    So do Krakens grow at a ridiculous rate and then explode? Is it greed that does this?
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its not greed, they are octopode, they grow at an exponential rate, reach great intelligence (smarter or about as smart as the best house cat, which as you know is pretty damn smart for a fking invertebrate), one eye is bigger than a fking handball, the suction cups are actually lined with fangs (they can shoot these fangs if they want? what the fk?) and then they die, it makes sense if you think of how quick they grow. dont that make sense on some level? they mature shit quick and expire at the same rate somehow. right now there are movements in the trees outside that worry me deeply and i think i should stop before fungus from the shores of yoggoth becomes the end of me.
     
  12. Jeroen Peeters

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    Fuck the rain. I hate the rain.
     
  13. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    i saw a kracken once and had bad luck.. they are like magpies. You have to see 2 together to get good luck. Anyway i saw one and later that day tripped over a loose paving slab.. :(
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    did you bollocks. you saw not one but two?? where, i demand full details

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    also, saying 'fuck the sea' dont make sense, its like saying 'big up the spliff' or 'fuck all foreigners', it doesnt mean anything. you cant be that general when you say fuck something. has to be specific, like 'fuck salt water trout' or 'big up my weed dealer jesus down on the corner' or 'fuck the people of norway', this means communicating how you feel.
     
  15. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Fuck Madonna. Fuck her fake accent and fuck her massive hairy growler!
     
  16. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Fuck catching sharks in kayaks then. And fuck kraken too.
     
  17. pitts

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    i remember an article in a paper about someone who was done for beastiality and was found with 'indecent pictures of a dead octopus', the thought of what could be on that picture will haunt me forever
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you kidding, thats a time honored japanese porn tradition, tentacle sex is one of the first things they did soon as they figured out pen and paper, lets see if i cant find the lithography

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    The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, a design by Hokusai of 1814 depicting a woman engaging in sex with a pair of octopuses.

    fucking 1814 dude.
     
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    i for some reason imagined a guy somehow fucking a dead octopus
     
  20. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Logikz you seem to know lots about marine biology are you actually poseidon or just a fishy pervert!