Fuck Craig David

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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  2. DeployFX

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    LOL I haven't heard the Craig David name in a long time. Tune sucks too.
     
  3. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    CRAIG DAVIDS UP THERE WITH VIN DIESEL IMHO
     
  4. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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  5. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    what a faggot!
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hes right up there with scissor sisters, to me
     
  7. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    You gotta give him a little bit of credit, he was involved with Artful Dodger on 'Re-wind'.....that tune busted Ayia Napa to bits in '99.
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    scissor sisters busted up any winebar in all of southern norway with their 2001 smash hit 'take your mama out all night' with their hip gay brother sister combo
     
  9. Borf™

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    Scissor Sisters is a term for a Lesbian sexual position innit?

    But yeh, Craig David is a dick.
     
  10. Greg P

    Greg P Active Member

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    I once had Craig David's mobile number...

    He gave it to a girl I met when he was trying to pull her, so she gave it to just about all of essex...

    Tried to prank him but he'd changed it by the time I got it...

    I once read a top tips in Viz that was something along the lines of "Craig David: avoid dog shit getting smeared all over your Porshe 911 (including under the door handles) last Tuesday night by not threatening to "have your boys do me some damage" on the Monday"

    Craig David is such a tosser, he reckons that his career nosedived because of Bo' Selecta... I think it was more likely linked to him being totally fucking shit...
     
  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    lol jus looked at the title of this thread made me laugh!
     
  12. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    bo selecta helped craig davids career
     
  13. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    craaaaaaaaaig daaaaaaaaaavid
     
  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    thank god your sig is gone :wave:
     
  15. shadowdemon1990

    shadowdemon1990 Original Nuttah

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    He used to be stupidly fat and get bullied allllllllllllll the time !! He went to school with my brothers wife. Thats probz how he got singing where he had no friends ..... poor cunt :lol: !!
    Mr g's right tho he does deserve some credit, that was a fucking tunnnnnnne !!
    Least he's made a name for him self fair play imo
     
  16. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    He has fucked that tune ( Colours-hold on )up though, and that bird he had singing it with him @ the Mobos has fucked it in every hole!
     
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  17. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    wat u couldnt take the mooseknuckle???lol
     
  18. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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