'frozen woman' returns to life...

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  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    Nature performs many astonishing feats, yet it is a different matter altogether when we human beings push past the boundaries of normal. It was a viciously cold morning in Lengby, Minnesota, when a man discovered his 19-year old neighbor, Jean Hilliard, lying in the snow. Her whole body was frozen solid from the night before, when temperatures dropped twenty-five degrees below zero. Apparently, Jean was trying desperately to reach her neighbor for help when her car skidded off the road. When her body was discovered she was immediately sent to the local hospital, where her condition stunned the doctors. One of the nurses said that Jean was “so cold, it was like reaching into a freezer” and that “her face was absolutely white, just this ashen, death look.” Jean was also seriously frostbitten, and none of her limbs would bend or move.

    The hospital staff did everything possible, yet the situation was dire. Even if Jean were to regain consciousness, she would more than likely have severe brain damage, and she was frostbitten to the degree that both her legs would have to be amputated. Her family gathered in prayer, hoping for a miracle. 2 hours later, Jean went into violent convulsions, and regained consciousness. She was perfectly fine, mentally and physically, although a bit confused. Even the frostbite was slowly disappearing from her legs to the doctors’ amazement. She was released 49 days later without losing a single finger, and sporting only minor scars.

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  2. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Madness...I used to do this to bumble bees when i was younger...Put them in the yellow pod inside a kinder egg, popped them in the freezer...then thawed them out and watch them fly away!! (my precious)

    - I thought frost bite was irreversible??...hummm
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You like searching pictures of ice & dead bodies innit Richie.

    First frozen piss kills, now this.

    I hope you don't use the same PC as your dear Mother.

    She would be shocked & distraught at your behaviour.

    :D
     
  4. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    she must have had a level 50 ice resistance sheild on!

    hard to the core
     
  5. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    freeze the bee, tie i peice of cotton to its leg...hhoorrraayyyyy!!!! a bee on a leash...great times.
     
  6. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    this this this... or do it with a wasp and have an attack insect on a leash (i am aware bumble bees can attack, but on a bit of string they just 'bumble' around!
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Even more entertaining with a Wasp, tie it around the abdomen for increased manouverability.

    Wasp on a leash + Hash Buckets + School Bus = Untold Win
     
  8. Controller

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    I spent many an afternoon as a nipper flying my pet bee around the garden.
     
  9. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    We could hold an official 'BEE OFF' at the next forum meet!??

    -or wasp...whatever your weapon of choice is!??...

    Bit like dog fighting!! YEEEAAAHHH!!!!
     
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    Hornet on a chain though
     
  11. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    why do people keep reffering to bees as bumble bees. grow up ffs. or post in the gaming thread
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    :)

    lol Sammy.

    Has anybody ever been the victim of their own pet?

    I got super stoned & started trying to entice Wasp-E into its 3rd attack on Kirk Wickenden, the school gimp, Wasp-E must have had enough of his cryogenic existence & turned on me like Frankensteins Monster.

    Instead of punishing the gimp, he stung me 3 times in the face & flew off to freedom.

    I miss him.
     
  13. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Ill see your Hornet + chain combo...

    and ill RAISE you Hornet + Barbed wire!!

    :teeth:
     
  14. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    there is a difference...grow up and learn!!

    there are honey bees and bumble bees...bumble bees are the big hench fluffy ones that look like they struggle to get airborne!!
     
  15. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    got to the end of this thread and forgot what it was about in the first place. I was think hmmm how did a thread get to a conversation about playing pokemon with wasps and bee's on a leash.

    I dont think Ive laughed so hard so far this week, so funny, I have to sig.
     
  16. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    because a bumble bee refers to a specific kind of be, the fat bumbling ones... they are not honey producers.

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    'regualr' bees or honey bees are completely different!

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    get an education ffs... or post in the gay-ming thread!
     
  17. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    was this woman's middle name "Thora" by any chance?
     
  18. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    ba doom boom tish
     
  19. Barnzee

    Barnzee OmniaInNumerisSitaSunt

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    richie knows. :thumbsup:

    whats your bee-beef?
     
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    HI GUYS I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN AND EVERYTHING BUT:

    BEE CAREFUL