had a work outing last night at some high end restaurant, they had the roof deck cleared out for us. long story short. Hammered drunk off long island ice teas....dont even remember what happened. All i know is a did some bad shit. BAD! fes + work party open bar = bad news
WAIT goddamn it, bad as in... what? whatd you do? bad as in the time i tried to coerce a pregnant colleauge into pornographic pictures in the office supply room after 3 bottles of redwine and got her high on skunk weed and fondled her tits at the company chirsmas party?
Check this one out... My good friend used to drink serious when he worked for a The Times newspaper, he once went to a work party at a club and can't remember much after about 8 in the evening... The last time any of his work mates saw him was about 11ish when he got in a physical fight with 2 of the bouncers... He then got the tube back to mine and his place in North London, went to put the key in the door then remembered that we had moved out about a month ago, and that he now lived alone in South London... He went to a taxi stand and they said that it would be 50 quid, and he had to pay in advance, he goes and gets the money, goes back to the taxi rank, gives a fella th 50 and he says get in, I'll just be a minute... He wakes up at 9:00 Friday morning still in the car still sitting on the street in North London, he has to be in work at 9:00, and he's still wearing his suit from the night before which is torn from being physically thrown out of the club and he's covered in bruises... So he rings me, and I'm like "why you ringing me, what you gonna do?" He's all like "Fuck knows, I'm panicking and I just thought I'd ring you too see if you could think up any ideas" In the end he fessed up and told the truth about why he was gonna be so late... That shit went round the office like a wildfire, people who didn't even know him would be like "Oh you're that Tony, remebered where you live yet?" when they met him...
Fes it looks like you're proper squinting there - we're you struggling to focus at the camera at that point??!!! I haven't got a Friday hangover but I'm defo crusing nicely for a Saturday one!! We've got a student placement at work and it's his last day today, so of course we had to go out for the customary leaving drinks! The student is now throughly pissed, I'm gonna start taking bets as to how long before he pukes! Everyone was just buying him bear shots of sambuca and tequila! Funny as fuck!!
