Freshen up for the punani!! No Spray No Lay!!

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Them guys in club toilets crak me up!!

    i swear they go to a school to learn all them lines..... they same the same shit everywhere i go!!

    Freshen up for the Punani...

    No Spray No Lay



    have you heard any funny ones??
     
  2. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    lol my mate thought that u had to tip them every time!
    he'd come out the toilets with a lolly he'd payed £2 4!
    haha
     
  3. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    those guys wind me up, i can wash and dry my own hands for fucks sake!!!
    i'm not paying for the privilage.
     
  4. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    I always abuse them...I take a spray (or two) have a lolly...bit of friendly convo...


    ...then say 'im gonna be back here every half hour the rate im drinking...so ill sor you out at the end of the night'

    ...and never do!! haha
     
  5. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    hahaha! what a doughnut!!


    yeh im all for them pressing the soap shiz for me and getting me a towel.... hahah... dont expect a damn tip bitch!!! should slap you up round the face!!... tellin me if i dont spray your gash aftershave then i wont get layed..... yeh well..... your sitting in a mens toilet all night..... so you better get sprayin mate......
     
  6. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    lol, yea man them dudes always on ya case, i just get all the loose coppers out my pocket n give him that, lol
     
  7. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    cant stand em money grabbing bastards, u always c them empty the tip jar and leave just 50p in there to pull at the heartstrings

    jus play the foreign card and u should get out of paying
     
  8. dj idler

    dj idler Wibble Wobble

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    haha this one in a shity nightclub in buckley, north wales sings the same thing...must be a standrad hustler song lol....Freshen up for the Punani
    wot the fuk
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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  10. Barnzee

    Barnzee OmniaInNumerisSitaSunt

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    In spain, me and me bro hit some club. The geezer in there tried stopping us from leaving the toilet, like physically: hey, no try this, no, you no leave, no leave, no leave... try this, have this, one of these, one of these... they are weirdos man.
     
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    They crack me up. One guy that sticks in my mind actually had a little jingle that he sang whenever someone walked in the toilet. 'Got to freshen up if you want the punani pu pu pu pu punani'. Not gonna pay them for handing me a frigging towel though.
    Lol @ your mate spiderfran, what a muppet!! haha
     
  12. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    I reckon if any one said that to me, i would knock them the fuck out. nah'mean?
     
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    Barnzee OmniaInNumerisSitaSunt

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    hahahah at fes. Nice avatar dude...:)
     
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    Avatar or sig pic home skillet?
     
  15. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    i know, every Friday when we wer about 16-17 we used to go to the leadmill club in sheff! i used sum1 else's driving license every week! bouncers must ov been stupid!
    my boy wud back from the toilet sucking his £2 chupa chups stinkin ov CK one!
     
  16. RocksteadyUK

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    why dont they ever look like this???

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    sig home slice. Damn forum specific vocanulary.
     
  19. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    no splash no gash
     
  20. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Wrong country mate, head east.