Free Grolsh

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    BOLLOCKS!

    no grolsh for me.

    unless i can enter again.
     
  3. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Chose the Triangle. Rejected.

    Very slick website though
     
  4. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i've chosen tuba and bassoon on that question....it seems to lump the correct answers into a category...so we can rule out woodwind, brass and percussion (if the triangle counts as percussion)

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    balls...can only do it 3 times a day.

    oh, and 'jupiter' isn't the correct answer for the solar system question.
     
  5. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    this is bollocks, i've answered with every possible section of the orchestra and still no beer.

    FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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    Noped, missed out the keys section...but that's also wrong, so what the fuck?
     
  6. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i cant even do the test in ireland
    another reason why i hate this shit cunt country
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    WINRAR!!

    finally.

    seems it doesnt matter what you answer with, it's just luck of the draw.
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    who is that?
     
  10. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    wtf?
     
  11. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Lol.

    Seriously?

    Are you the irish Joey Essex?
     
  13. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i know who gerry adams is just not what he looked like
    i also dont know who the prime minister or president or whatever it is here is
    politics and all that shit does not interest me.

    on another note it let me do the grolsh test and i have to text some shit in so fuck that
     
  14. bn14

    bn14 Well-Known Member

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    no free beer for me, didnt get a quiz i got a phone call tellling me im not quite the full ticket
     
  15. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Can someone correct the spelling of grolsch?! I don't have OCD but it's pissing me off
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I get the same thing with your haircut, its like its not offensive, but i just want a hairdresser to pin you down and bare minimum add some texture to your fringe, or something to stop it looking like your nan put a pyrex bowl on your head and cut around it...

    :)

    Xxxxx
     
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  17. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Don't get me started on you babe
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ok so this weekend, i was at a place, and the whole thing was pretty dark. this dude got so hammered he sat for two hours straight shouting about his girl pussy and fucking her in the ass, which he wasnt allowed, and how he was going to spunk all over her, in the most extremest hillbilly dialect, it was a very bizzare situation. with her sitting right next to him, quietly and demurely, just givng disapproving looks but not really protesting, not as such. she was pretty marginalized, quiet girls, or girlfriends, i think is more the case, can sit still and not say a damn thing for hours when their man is full of booze and yay having a good old time talking with his mates, its a pretty strange scene, but its one were all familiar with and have seen countless times.

    were from the same region, on the coast, so we were talking a fisherman dialect for amusement, and exaggerating it, for comedic value, you see. this is how it came to be that he was talking in this ludicrous voice, and i tried to warn him, but he simply had to do the standard mistake of hitting more and more ghb because he thought it wasnt working (saying it was rubbish quality), this is very common, after heavy drinking and smoking it just takes a while to kick in, but people dont realize that and take more and more and then youre going to have a bad time. as in overdose bad time. its like a... stimulant overdose so imagine the camera shaking violently and your insides vortexing like a trolley of mdma just burst in your belly which you were smuggling into denmark. i guess, i mean i dont know.

    but he doesnt notice the ghb creeping up on him but we do, and as spirits rise, so does volume, and most of all insanity. and sure enough, before the devil knows youre awake, there he is, sat on the sofa, howling like a mad dog up at the stars. about what used to be his shamed girlfriends vagina, and now its just her vagina. and thats where hell always be. in our hearts.
     
  19. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Thats one thing i've never done is ghb...

    Don't plan on changing that ever either.

    It strikes me as a horrible ket/poppers/amphetamine/alcohol hybrid buzz that ends up with people sleeping in ditches overnight and regretting their entire existence :confused:
     
  20. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    It keeps disconnecting me. Where's the fucking free beer at?