Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Aug 8, 2012.
...YOU ARE A FOX, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AN OYSTER CARD
Doesn't look like a jubilee line train to me buddy
foxes are nice
kill it and wear it as a hat
i think it would be more if fun if you just wore it as a hat anyway
Fare evasion is a serious crime, just ask Jean-Charles de Menezes.
I wonder how the little bugger got on though.
And its a District/Circle/Ham & City aint it?
Thats the circle line you doughnut.
in case you never knew... the bars are coloured the same colour as the one on the map.... its help dyslyxic (fuck knows how you spell it) people know where they're going.... but obviously didnt work for you.
Man.... when people say you are a bit of an off cut.... i thought they were just being a bit mean.
the bars on the jubilee line are yellow...
If a dyslexic person got on a Circle Line, they would never be able to get off
So they are. Ok.... I apologies. with the Jubilee line as the exception then.
No but seriously.... all the bars are coloured the same colour as the map.
Except Jubilee.... for some weird reason.
and so on
i used to dodge fares on a daily basis
its only a serious crime when you admit to it
and it seems Northern may also be yellow??? i cant remember ever seeing a black bar.
ok so... my original statement was slightly over stated.... Not all... Jubilee and Northern are the exception. Fukin wankers.
i do every time i need to get into watford. Partially because there's never anyone at the ticket office here and the machine only takes cards, mostly because i'm always skint.
But i seem to get ticket nazi'd a lot, i just play the "oh shit, i left my wallet on the platform" card and they make me get off at the next stop, which is my stop anyway.
u are cheap ent ya
just tell them to fuck off
i did once when he was asking me too many questions
i did however have to get off at the next stop
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