FOX! GET OFF THE JUBILEE LINE...

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  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    ...YOU ARE A FOX, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AN OYSTER CARD


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  2. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    Doesn't look like a jubilee line train to me buddy
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    foxes are nice
     
  5. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    kill it and wear it as a hat
     
  6. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    i think it would be more if fun if you just wore it as a hat anyway
     
  7. hit em high

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    Fare evasion is a serious crime, just ask Jean-Charles de Menezes.

    I wonder how the little bugger got on though.

    And its a District/Circle/Ham & City aint it?
     
  8. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Thats the circle line you doughnut.

    in case you never knew... the bars are coloured the same colour as the one on the map.... its help dyslyxic (fuck knows how you spell it) people know where they're going.... but obviously didnt work for you.


    Man.... when people say you are a bit of an off cut.... i thought they were just being a bit mean.
     
  9. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    the bars on the jubilee line are yellow...
     
  10. hit em high

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    If a dyslexic person got on a Circle Line, they would never be able to get off
     
  11. justin_credible

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    Really??
     
  12. RocksteadyUK

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    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    stop lieing
     
  14. RocksteadyUK

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    So they are. Ok.... I apologies. with the Jubilee line as the exception then.
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    No but seriously.... all the bars are coloured the same colour as the map.

    Except Jubilee.... for some weird reason.

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    Circle

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    Central

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    and so on
     
  16. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i used to dodge fares on a daily basis

    its only a serious crime when you admit to it
     
  17. RocksteadyUK

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    and it seems Northern may also be yellow??? i cant remember ever seeing a black bar.


    ok so... my original statement was slightly over stated.... Not all... Jubilee and Northern are the exception. Fukin wankers.
     
  18. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i do every time i need to get into watford. Partially because there's never anyone at the ticket office here and the machine only takes cards, mostly because i'm always skint.

    But i seem to get ticket nazi'd a lot, i just play the "oh shit, i left my wallet on the platform" card and they make me get off at the next stop, which is my stop anyway.
     
  19. Catsel

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    u are cheap ent ya
     
  20. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    just tell them to fuck off

    i did once when he was asking me too many questions

    i did however have to get off at the next stop