Fortune cookies

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  1. soundgirl

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    i just had a fortune cookie (never had one til now), and it said 'Truth is bearer of its own light'. Hmm..interesting. i think it's telling me i need to stop lying. :shrug:

    they taste well nice though.
     
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  3. Knmo_Elitist

    Knmo_Elitist Boh bo BOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

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    mmm I hate a fortune cookie everyday with lunch... gotta love having a chinese resturant on the floor above where I work... my favorite one so far.... "You have a deep appriciation of the arts and music" I usually just give em to my girl since alot of the seem to pertain to my relationship with her...
     
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    never seen qa fortune cookie that says you will turn down your boyfriends sexual advances heh heh
     
  5. Knmo_Elitist

    Knmo_Elitist Boh bo BOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

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    OH! you got jokes now?? thats cool

    Confucius says "What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others."
     
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    That is deep man, but I prefer..Conficious say man who go to sleep with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger
    :slick:
     
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    Lao Tzu says:
    "We shape clay to make vases in order to hold water, but to use them we depend on the emptyness inside"

    Fotune cookies rule (y)
     
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    Knmo_Elitist Boh bo BOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

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    Bwahahahaha.... more jokes... thats cool. hehe
     
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    Confucius says 'Man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day'


    (and I would know, I live in Fuzimiao about 10 minutes away from the Confucius Temple, seriously)
     
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    Man who reads too many fortune cookies becomes fat ass.

    Woman who believes fortunes cookies, reads Sun Sex Horoscope.
     
  12. kleigh

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    there's a fortune cookie factor around my way in china town. you can get a huge bag of the for a $1.00... yum