forgive me forum, for i have sinned...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by perspective, Nov 17, 2008.

  1. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    went to a happy hardcore night at the weekend... I've said 150 hail grooveriders, will that absolve me?!
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    whos the what now? groove rider is awesome, whats that track 'the pussy' you know it
     
  3. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I THINK THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY YOU CAN REALLY ABSOLVE YOURSELF AND THAT IS TO DO WHAT THE GREAT GROOVERIDER DID AND TRY AND SMUGGLE SOME PORN AND WEED INTO SAUDI ARABIA. YOU BETTER HOPE THAT THEY DEEM YOU WORTHY OF A PARDON OR IT IS OFF WITH YOUR HEAD. ARE YOU WORTHY
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Send your junglist ID card to Logikz for destruction.
     
  5. DJ SCUBA

    DJ SCUBA Vinyl Addict

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    WE NEED A SACRIFICE!!!
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I think sinners should only get access to the nonsense thread for two months. If you dont know whats going on in there itll send you mad
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i declare great personal victory
     
  8. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Yep..... i agree with Maloney.... Access to the nonsense thread and only the nonsense thread for 2months.... only then once you have paid homage and have corrected your wrongs shall you be alowd to join us once for for a fullfilled drum and bass lifestyle....

    And you must make at least 4 posts within the nonsense thread each day.... no less and no more.... Logikz, Fes and Malony (Kings of Nonse) shall decide the worthyness of your posts.... if they are not nonsensed enough.... you shall be charged.... 1 extra day of nonseness...
     
  9. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    Ok, well I threw my whistle and glowsticks in the bin. I'm keeping the junglist card, honestly I was only there for the rave breaks room upstairs...

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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    If you lie, your sentance shall be extended.....
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    What the fuck is this about I take great umbridge in being called a King of Nonse I have never touched any children nor do I think have Fes or Logikz
     
  12. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    i saw the way you looked at the floor cheese though and that says it all imo.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    She told me she was 16 though honest
     
  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    THIS WEEKEND WAS GREAT, I GOT WASTED IN THE CITY, SHIT WAS COLD, I DID SOMETHING TO MY LEG OR SOMETHING, IT FEELS THAT WAY ANYWAY. U KNOW LIKE I MASHED MY KNEE DOWN OR SOMETHING
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    could be reumatism you know, it gets worse with cold weather. you need a wench to massage it
     
  16. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    20 BAG OF HEROIN CURES ALL AILMENTS
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    yea, send that scallywag over with 2 shots of patrone and a biscuit
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    WASNT THERE A CHARACTER IN SOPRANOS CALLED PATRONE
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    sorry my spelling is less than accurate

    its top shelf tequila

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    YOU CANT GET ANY DECENT TEQUILA IN READING ALL BULLSHIT