For the grammatically perfect....

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  1. scholes

    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    Hello, good evening and welcome. After much consideration, I felt the time was right to eliminate this so called "text speak" as to preserve the righteous Mother Tongue. If you feel you are in need of a thread where you can bemoan (Dustek you may be interested) the use of this scurillous scourge that is becoming commonplace in the DnB forum, then look no further. Feel free to "guide" those who need help in the direction of this here thread. There is light at the end of the tunnel.....
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    yes, my friend scholes, i concur with your most significant action. It has come to my attention that the younger gents, (check ages) have begun this tribe of banshees talking like chavs on a sidekick.
    There is nothing to be done, as, Dustek will always correct bad spelling and illiterate typing.......


















    pon de site:devilslay
     
  3. scholes

    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    On the contrary, brave ally in the war against chavdom, It's never too late to reprimand these whipper snappers. A slap on the wrist is easily forgotten, but a kick in the mouth leaves a scar. If you tread in canine excretia it also leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
     
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    mesh Active Member

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    Everyone loves being corrected!! Young people these days enjoy being pulled into line, and have no desire whatsoever to annoy people over 25.
     
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    wot iz u chuckling bout ??
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    Now now Gordo, this is most unacceptable. If I were to tell you that Gordo means fat in spanish (I'm sure you are neither fat nor spanish) then you would understand what one is finding amusing. If you are actually fat or spanish or both then I sympathise profusely for your predicament. Get well soon.
     
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    i say old chap, kiss my fat non-spanish ass.
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    Ooooh what a kerfuffle.....
     
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    a perfect brouhaha
     
  10. Treazon

    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    I like to think that my grammar is above average given my age... and must say that I fully support your campaign!

    :grrrrr:
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    call and i have for intention to every one edumcate the generositize my more moneyfied situfacation
     
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    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    Indeed..
     
  13. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    I have delegated bemoaning and chastening duties to a Mr Samuel L. Jackson, with whom may be acquainted, if not, then I would like to present him as man of taste and distinction, colloquially & commonly known as "Bad Motherfucker", with appropriate persuasive powers. He is a proponent of the extreme prejudice school of education and makes use of violence in the service of reason. Or is that reason in the service of violence. Nonetheless, I am told, he is somewhat of a role model amongst today's youngsters.
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I have also been known to be a bit of a grammar nazi. Time to unite and be counted, a new race shall prevail :teeth:
     
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    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Fixed.
     
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    Credible, I agree. The assimilation is in the phrase "Like presenting a cold meat platter to a vegemetarian." Maybe?
     
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    Yes, old Sammy is a card. To be given the outlandish title of awful copulator of maternal parents (to use synonyms) is an accolade to aspire to. I have always held the said gentleman in great esteem without placing him on a pedestal. I, on the other hand, am a firm believer in kicking them square in the testicles rather than Mr Smith and Mr Wesson. Bring back the legendary cane I say...
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    FEAR THE GOLD that i mine from down the river and i can buy stuff and a car and big laser