For Moskit..

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by alz, Mar 13, 2010.

  1. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    Thought I'd try to help and expand your already extensive vocabulary with some extra cool words.

    space docking

    The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
    "Hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?"

    alaskan pipeline

    alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo
    alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
    alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK


    Alaskan Firedragon

    When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

    I gave my girlfriend an alaskan firedragon last night.

    Cool, how was it?

    It was sweet, but she dumped me.


    source is urbandictionary.com

    If anyone else wants to help Moskit feel free!
     
  2. co0ke

    co0ke windowlicker

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  3. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    why do i get the bad feeling that Moskit coined all those phrases you already used Alz?
     
  4. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    space docking is so WRONG.

















    'docking' is a term for a bloke putting his penis inside another mans foreskin.

    what if they did that in space? what then? what would that be called?

    it needs a new term, like quimpony, fannycack. something more specific.

    i'm angered by this. angered.
     
  5. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    hahaha very possibly, but if he didn't he's gonna have a lot of fun!
     
  6. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    change the "woman" for "granny" or "infant" then its for moskit.....fuckin grim....
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I thought space-docking was with frozen shit used as a dildo until it melted in an orrifice...

    Thanks for the other two though. :)

    There was an A-Z list of sexual wrongness somewhere, think Senor Fes posted it up.

    I tend not to use coined phrases though, detracts from the graphicness of what I am trying to achieve, I much prefer to vividly describe said act in my own special way.

    :D

    Thanks all the same though, this list should be added to & become a tailormade dnbforum A-Z of wrongness.
     
  8. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    Angry Pirate is a bit like the firedragon

    when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
     
  9. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    Sangatte, Do a:

    Of married men, to make a bid for the tunnel in the middle of the night, almost certainly to be turned back by the wife.

    Tim Henman:

    A penis which promises great things but fails to achieve anything vaguely resembling hardness. ie it doesn't even reach the semi stage.
     
  10. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    this was my understanding of it... i just didn't want people to think it was just me
     
  11. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Comical stuff.

    Mulching: 2 blokes go out and dig up a female corpse, one of them starts giving it heads while the other jumps on the stomach, thus forcing all of the rotted innards out into the head-giver's mouth.
     
  12. archive

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    the fella's in school are gonna love these!
     
  13. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    the fuck man.... the fuck...
     
  14. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    According to Crook, this is known as a cold megan.
     
  15. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    MOSKIT SUCKING : The act of licking Moskitts cyber balls, often performed by homo waffle members who don't ralise their being homo.
     
  16. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    yea... moskit...love....longtime
     
  17. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You're always calling my name Radius, so you can gargle the left nut, you bent bastard.
     
  18. pitts

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    can anybody find this thread i remember reading it ages ago and have been searching for it but cant find it