footballers facebook status (jokes)

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could not stop laughing when i saw this



Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago


Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps lol

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago


Tomas Rosisky is depressed :(
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou :(
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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face
 

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David Moyes Became a fan of Michael Owen
6 Hours ago

Sir Alex Ferguson became a fan Of Michael Owen
6 Hours ago

David Moyes Became a Fan of Kyle Naughton.
5 hours ago

Harry Redknapp Became a Fan of Kyle Naughton.
5 hours ago

David Moyes became a fan of Rasmus Elm
4 Hours ago

Mark Hughes became a fan of Rasmus Elm
4 Hours ago

David Moyes Became a fan of Fabien Delph
3 hours ago

Martin O'neil Became a fan of Fabien Delph
3 hours ago

David Moyes became a fan of Gary O'Neil

Sir alex ferguson, Harry Redknappp and 2 others like this.

Harry Redknapp Says: We're not fuckin stupid davey

David Moyes says: Cunts.

Martin O'Neil says: LMAO unlucky



José Mourinho is fantastic.
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José Mourinho likes this.



Cristiano Ronaldo joins Real Madrid
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Arsene Wenger likes this
Rafael Benitez likes this
Carlo Ancelotti likes this
Mark Hughes likes this
Harry Redknapp likes this
David Moyes FC likes this
Martin O'Neill likes this
Steve Bennett likes this
Mark Clattenburg likes this
Howard Webb likes this
Rob Styles likes this


Jack Wilshire uploads U-16 post match dressing room photos
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Arsene Wenger likes this
Gary Glitter likes this
Michael Jackson................oh no wait.


Agent Mikaël Silvestre: Destroying Arsenal from the inside is so easy!
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Agent William Gallas likes this.


Rafa Benitez is looking forward to winning the Premier League this season

Sir Alex Ferguson: LOLZ


Mark Hughes became a fan of Kaka
Berlusconi likes this
Kaka does not like this
Kaka joins the Real Madrid Pwn All Group


Mark Hughes has become a fan of John Terry
John Terry does not like this


Mark Hughes has become a fan of Samuel Eto'o
Eto'o does not like this
Eto'o has become a fan of Inter Milan
Jose Mourinho likes this


Philippe Senderos: Back in England.
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Didier Drogba likes this.


Owen Hargreaves is tired after playing 90 minutes (2 Years ago)


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Kieron Dyer: I've just put a £20,000 bet on that both Myself and Louis Saha will be fit all season.

Paddy Power likes this.
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Chris Waddle - Just in from Gaffers Funeral. People of Newcastle turned out in their thousands to mark their respects. Emotional for all. Probably seen the death of one of the greatest servants to English football in last 30 years. Who'll ever forget Italia 90 and the rollercoaster we had.

Paul Gascoigne - Alright Wadders - I'm still here M8


Massimo Taibi joined the 'Man United Legends' group.
Massimo Taibi was removed from the group 'Man United Legends' by Admin.

Mick McCarthy updated the album 'swingers party'
Paul Jewell is tagged in 4 photos


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George Burley: Just got Hammered by Norway, feeling deflated.

Barry Ferguson likes this.
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Harry Redknapp thinks he's a fantastic player and anyone would love to have him
Jermain Defoe likes this
Wilson Palacios likes this
Pascal Chimbonda likes this
Robbie Keane likes this
Peter Crouch likes this
Sebastien Bassong likes this
Patrick Vieira likes this
Ashley Young likes this
 
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