footballers facebook status (jokes)

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  1. danfreeman1

    danfreeman1 Active Member

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    could not stop laughing when i saw this



    Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
    Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
    Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
    Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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    Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

    Alexander Song Billong likes this
    Visakri Diaby likes this
    Denilson likes this
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    Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago


    Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

    - Benjani likes this
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    Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
    Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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    Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

    Ledley King has been tagged
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    Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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    Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

    Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

    Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

    Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

    Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

    Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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    Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
    Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

    Ben Foster Ditto lolz
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    Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

    Gareth Barry likes this
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    Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
    Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
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    Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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    Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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    Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

    -Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps lol

    -Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

    -Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol
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    Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
    Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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    Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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    Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago


    Tomas Rosisky is depressed :(
    3 days ago
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    Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou :(
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    David Moyes is skint

    Mark Hughes likes this
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    Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

    Jens Lehmann went down holding his face
     
  2. OneFootSkankah

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    this is pure and utter jokes
     
  3. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    craig bellamy is the funniest
     
  4. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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  5. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    David Moyes Became a fan of Michael Owen
    6 Hours ago

    Sir Alex Ferguson became a fan Of Michael Owen
    6 Hours ago

    David Moyes Became a Fan of Kyle Naughton.
    5 hours ago

    Harry Redknapp Became a Fan of Kyle Naughton.
    5 hours ago

    David Moyes became a fan of Rasmus Elm
    4 Hours ago

    Mark Hughes became a fan of Rasmus Elm
    4 Hours ago

    David Moyes Became a fan of Fabien Delph
    3 hours ago

    Martin O'neil Became a fan of Fabien Delph
    3 hours ago

    David Moyes became a fan of Gary O'Neil

    Sir alex ferguson, Harry Redknappp and 2 others like this.

    Harry Redknapp Says: We're not fuckin stupid davey

    David Moyes says: Cunts.

    Martin O'Neil says: LMAO unlucky



    José Mourinho is fantastic.
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    José Mourinho likes this.



    Cristiano Ronaldo joins Real Madrid
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    Arsene Wenger likes this
    Rafael Benitez likes this
    Carlo Ancelotti likes this
    Mark Hughes likes this
    Harry Redknapp likes this
    David Moyes FC likes this
    Martin O'Neill likes this
    Steve Bennett likes this
    Mark Clattenburg likes this
    Howard Webb likes this
    Rob Styles likes this


    Jack Wilshire uploads U-16 post match dressing room photos
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    Arsene Wenger likes this
    Gary Glitter likes this
    Michael Jackson................oh no wait.


    Agent Mikaël Silvestre: Destroying Arsenal from the inside is so easy!
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    Agent William Gallas likes this.


    Rafa Benitez is looking forward to winning the Premier League this season

    Sir Alex Ferguson: LOLZ


    Mark Hughes became a fan of Kaka
    Berlusconi likes this
    Kaka does not like this
    Kaka joins the Real Madrid Pwn All Group


    Mark Hughes has become a fan of John Terry
    John Terry does not like this


    Mark Hughes has become a fan of Samuel Eto'o
    Eto'o does not like this
    Eto'o has become a fan of Inter Milan
    Jose Mourinho likes this


    Philippe Senderos: Back in England.
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    Didier Drogba likes this.


    Owen Hargreaves is tired after playing 90 minutes (2 Years ago)


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    Kieron Dyer: I've just put a £20,000 bet on that both Myself and Louis Saha will be fit all season.

    Paddy Power likes this.
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    Chris Waddle - Just in from Gaffers Funeral. People of Newcastle turned out in their thousands to mark their respects. Emotional for all. Probably seen the death of one of the greatest servants to English football in last 30 years. Who'll ever forget Italia 90 and the rollercoaster we had.

    Paul Gascoigne - Alright Wadders - I'm still here M8


    Massimo Taibi joined the 'Man United Legends' group.
    Massimo Taibi was removed from the group 'Man United Legends' by Admin.

    Mick McCarthy updated the album 'swingers party'
    Paul Jewell is tagged in 4 photos


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    George Burley: Just got Hammered by Norway, feeling deflated.

    Barry Ferguson likes this.
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    Harry Redknapp thinks he's a fantastic player and anyone would love to have him
    Jermain Defoe likes this
    Wilson Palacios likes this
    Pascal Chimbonda likes this
    Robbie Keane likes this
    Peter Crouch likes this
    Sebastien Bassong likes this
    Patrick Vieira likes this
    Ashley Young likes this
     
  6. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Haha that's excellent.