Food poisoning

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  1. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Does anybody have some spare intestines/stomaches? 'Cause mine are pretty rotten right now.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    are you tired of being Satan's little whore
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Satan's got a little reckless, mate. He's now into goats and shit.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Look out for the white van.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Yeah, full of nazis and shiet.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Naw man.

    It´s the travelling folk.

    Selling intestines they weeded out of orphans from the streets of Bukarest.

    Fresh stuff. Barely used.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Probably expensive as well, right?
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Nope.

    Dirt cheap.

    Lots of unwanted orphans.

    No questions.

    Unfortunately, that´s the bitter truth. I feel bad now.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Yeah, it is bitter. But you shouldn't feel bad as there's nothing you can do to change it, really.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i use fecal matter thats been hanging from a sheeps arse to poison food.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    chaos reigns. woke up with this girl this morning that doesnt have eyebrows, she draws them on with some kind of makeup pen. she is fine doe and i so totally boned all night and this morning i had the worst case of blueballs, so i put her in a head lock and boned for TWO consecutive minutes and buss something MADDDDDDDD all over her and surrounding townshippes

    ye¾‗eeeah
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Permanent make-up Karl..
     
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    Did you see that deep web screenshot of that guy that makes real life sex dolls from orphaned eastern bloc girls...

    Cannot unsee.
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    That is fucking dark!

    DO NOT WANT TO SEE!
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    that was posted on here awhile back..

    not sure if tru. or story. or cool. defiantly keen on some slavic vag doe
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah, for some reason i seem to recall an image like that too, it was a collage of low res images of a merry craftsman sowing and chopping on naked female bodies right? dont know the context but real life sexdolls from orphaned eastern bloc girls sound about right
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    kind of like this:

     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    so thats what avenged svenfold sounds like? i didnt know, thats kind of fun to listen to, like rock opera kind of thing.
    its important to rememeber, no matter how much we want to, its not just anyone that can take a fresh corpse and enbalm it and taxidermy it into a real life sex doll, so chances are the dead hooker in the boiler room will last for a few days tops until she starts to turn on you and rot from within, no matter how much formaldehyde you pour into her empty chest cavity and and whatever else organs you have removed to make space for fluffy stuff that doesnt rot. its really a quite speciifc and immensely complex skill, and id be weary of any man who is proficient within the arts of preservation of this kind.

    surely cannibal corpse done a song on the subject but with much much muuuuuch less humour.

    and this comes to mind, but it pertains to the moments before the whole necrophilia and mummyfication takes place.
    and thats the fun part anyway:

     
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    yeah cannibal corpse probably have done one, they made a song called I cum blood so chances are they have.

    also regarding dead bodies, thats why you get a heater inbetween the thighs and plough until your surrounded with nothing more than a battlefield of rotten flesh, hair and organs, real thug life :teeth: