follow me or i'll break me dogs neck

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  1. Catsel

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    i dont understand, that looks like a phone? so she breaks her dogs neck everytime noone follows her?!?!? unacceptable, how do i follow this particular individual. also where do i click to indulge this person? and how do i subscribe to her account? and how do i sign up to its newsletter btw.
     
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    is a hoax. that kitten in the blender pic has been posted all over /b/ for years
     
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    It says it's all a hoax in the article in the first post as well...?

    After a cursory glance through it, this line amused me:

    "Mya Fhya, who set up the petition, said: 'This person needs to burn in hell and I want to see justice.' "
     
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    1D, if you follow me I will kill my dog. Please leave me alone.
     
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    ...they are?

    some secret one direction hankering eh?
     
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    you know, im not entirely sure what this thread does. should i, or should i not follow? something or other? why have an account if you dont want to be followed? its like you want to kill your dog. why do you hate your dog, whats it done. dogs can be pretty mean, so i understand. a friend of mine used to make his girlfiriends dog stand in a puddle of freezing water for extended periods of time, because he hated walking it. he also hated his girlfriend. and her stupid fking dog.
     
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    she prob fucked the dog..

    imo.
     
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    alyssa rosales imo. 50 000 views that fking thread got. hence my massively rad picture, naturally.
     
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    good show michael, youve clearly found a balance. i havent watched that vid, but milla tells me its hot. but i am pretty sensetive to these internet sick shit business... so click or not click, what to do, what to do... millas advice is generally pretty genius, reference ouija board, broken neck, and death metal career. still want singing lessons from the man, but his only advice, aside from dog fuck porn, was that i should "sing from the mouth" and try to "be really good at it", then went on to look like dappy and beatbox in welsh.


    edit: what are you doing harry. what channel were you watching? im all for off topic banter, but you seem to be in the wrong thread.
    or am i the one thats in the wrong thread
     
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    ricky gervais said on twitter "if nobody retweets this i will give 5000pounds (i cant make the symbol) to charity"
    then like thousands of people retweeted it...
    then he said "what, are you people thick? let's try again... nobody retweet this, and i will give 10,000pounds to charity"
    more thousands of retweets...
    the world is filled with morons
    if I saw that retweeted by my friends i would disown them...
     
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    mmmm yeah, about that, couple of questions,
    you would disown a friend for twittering? (not criticizing, i would do the same)
    people twittering ricky gervais twit is your definitive proof that the world is filled with idiots?

    wait is this a set-up? did i walk right into an ambush
     
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    haha
    yeh, admittedly it would be difficult for me to find out if they did...
    i guess it was a bluff...
     
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    Follow me or karl will kill some more swans...
     
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    'more' swans?

    what happened to the other swans?