Foggy Flatmates

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Get home from work.
    Hungry.
    Check fridge.

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    Not hungry anymore :twitchy:
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    EURGH! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!?! I'M HORRIFIED, TRULY....HORRIFIED




















    fucking vegemite...yuck

    judging by your posts...your flatmate is a bit of a weirdo, and that's coming from me, a massive weirdo.

    kick him out imo.


    our flatmate (no, not my mum) is a bit of a weird one...she keeps coming home drunk, forcing her way into my room, eating my pizza and making me play shitty pop songs when i'm trying to work on a tune, or having a mix...then she usually passes out on my bed.
     
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    his name is dave... PISS DAVE!

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    sounds like she wants you...
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Ahmed & flatmate:
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Is Piss Dave MK II a druggy at all Karen? He might be storing clean wizz for an upcoming test?
    Or perhaps he's stealing your piss?
    Or maybe he's drinking piss because it's sterile and he likes the taste :confused:
     
  6. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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  7. rysk

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    when she's pissed...she probably does, but when she's pissed she'd also probably try it on with Brian Blessed should the opportunity present itself.

    But she is my mum's mate, and she is a foot taller than me...only 24 doe, definitely not outside my target range.
     
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    I think there's only one thing for it.
    Post pics of her and we'll be the judge.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    And have you backtrace them to her FB, only to message to spam her inbox about how much she wants young ahkmed's D? consequences would never be the same.
     
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    Upload pic to an image hosting site.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    this has not gone well. that there is just not alright. youre flatmates with piss dave?!? hes usually on a bit more heron than that, usually, but i guess everybody likes to travel, even the dutch, this is so. next youll tell me egypt stefan is there, going about his debased and inhuman business on the corner, and you know what that means (it means the end).
     
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    Ahmed, fucking nail her.

    She blatantly wants it.

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    Jesus fucking christ man. Smash her pasty in.

    Karen, obtain some pregnant woman's piss and swap it over. Really confuse him if it's going for examination.
     
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    Would you bang someone you have to live with who you have no interest in a relationship with, it would be awkward passings in the hallway for months
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    if she was fit, yes, if she is not, no. simple as
     
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    u cud stick ur own pee in the tub.

    "mr dave.. it seems your a 50yr old woman?"

    :teeth:
     
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    6.5/10 tops..... And as I said, a foot taller than me
     
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    they all the same lying down u fag.

    face in boobs.

    pics of u jerking in her face or fuck off.
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    Standard, general rule is 7 or over is a banging
     
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    Yes, I would.

    Why would it be awkward?

    You fuck her. Next day, she either:

    A.) That was great, but let's forget about it and be how we were

    or

    b.) That was great, I love you let's be together.

    A, obviously no issue. B, you just say "you always come in my room drunk, lie on my bed, sing with me... I thought you just wanted to fuck. Sorry"

    Maybe...

    c.) That was great. look, I really enjoyed it, but I don't want a relationship. But I do enjoy fucking you.

    I try to fuck most women in work, that I see daily. It's only awkward if you let it be.
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    Re: Dodgy Flatmates

    groping b2b rape