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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Phat_Sam, Jul 24, 2010.

  1. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Just told my amazing girlfriend that I cheated on her cos my mates told me its the best thing to do...

    I told her...

    She did exactly what I thought she would...


    She left me...


    Fuck My Life
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    let sleeping dogs lie

    its not beastiality if your both crocodiles
     
  4. Original Nuttah

    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    Hmm, If she is so amazing then why did u cheat on her??
     
  5. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Drugs do evil things
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i dont feel a little bit sorry for you mate
     
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    BDS Active Member

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    That ^^

    You made your bed......................etceteraaaaaaah

    Still.

    Bad times mayne.

    Chin up and all that biz.
     
  8. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    neither do i... big mistake init

    ta
     
  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    cunt ... you're a cunt ...what did you hope to achieve out of telling her ? ive been a bad man ... and now i try not to be ... why would you tell her ... you said yourself you expected her to react in the way she did, and leave ... so shes left ... now what ?? you expected it , and asked for it ... obviously its what you wanted you cheating cunt ...

    ( p.s. post pics of the bird you cheated on her with... if shes worth it , game on )
     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Shitting on your own doorstep is not a strong look brah.

    But you seem to understand this.

    I can only hope you move on from it and remember not to dip your winky into any other birds ink pot when i na relationshaarrrrrp
     
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    hmmm now you see i could be legit here and actually post a pic of her but id feel bad...



    also i told her cos i didnt want her finding out about it from someone else 2 years down the line. that would have been worse than anything thats happened so far.


    id just like to point out that i know im a cunt. ;)
     
  13. Monkey spasm

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    All is good, that we know, that you know. that you're a cunt... :rik:
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    I hope she wasn't a fat skanking, welfare collecting, trifle ass eating wench!
    If ur gonna do something wrong? Do it right!
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    trifle ass!hahaha
     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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  20. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    oiiii blud.....
    haha na the one that wasssa cheatin was sick... just a shame it was cheatin init

    men have their needs... even if thier needs are litterally the worst needs in the world!...

    but at the same time... ooh bad tings... sorta means that feelins an shit get fucked up... u get me????




    cue emo faggy cryey pic posts!
    (i will honestly be dissapointed if i dont see at least 20...)