FML (fmylife.com) ...

richie_stix

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... some stuff very amusing, some very very cringeworthy! - http://www.fmylife.com/


some favourites include

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
and who could forget...

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
 

alz

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Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
haha

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
 
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