flying urine...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by richie_stix, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    ... i do question the legitamacy of this, but if it's true then ha ha ha ha

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  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    This is how I want to die.
     
  3. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    are you sure you don't just wana suck it like an ice-lolly?
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I can do that at home.

    This is far more exciting.
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i think its been heard of
     
  6. Code:Red

    Code:Red Defiant

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    ah, this happens all the time, try getting pierced by a frozen shaft of poo
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Poo & Piss shaft, right through the jugular, it would be hurrendous for the family at the time, but the jokes would start to flow a few years down the line...

    I want to make people laugh when i'm dead & they remember me, not cry.
     
  8. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    seein your own demise through a piss javelin, i dont even think my family would be upset, they would be amazed and astonished but furthermore jollied by the whole affair.
     
  9. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    what if the frozen pee melted... the authorities would think you got stabbed in the neck then the assailant pissed in the hole! :D
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Find a DNA match through the piss & some random on their way home from Benidorm gets landed with a murder charge & branded a sicko by the media outrage of him pissing in the murder wound.

    Britain is such an excellent place at times.
     
  11. DJ COSHH

    DJ COSHH Active Member

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    Well this is not true, surely... When you flush the toilet in an airplane the fluid is blue, like in a camping toilet or whatever... the frozen stream should of been blue not urine coloured.
     
  12. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    :andy: very good work detective
     
  13. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    actually if you think about it, the toilets have those flappy things, so the piss actually goes out the bottom first, then when you flush it cleans the toilet with the blue fluid - so the two could remain seperate.

    Anyway, i feel for the poor woman, off all ways to go, well. that just takes the piss......

    :teeth:
     
  14. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    however... i think airline tickets and customs officials as witnesses may prove to be somewhat of a watertight alibi no? :clown:
     
  15. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    looks like an old photo plus it could have come from a small ait craft....

    i dont know...please dont ruin it for me, i like the fact she was shot down by wee...
     
  16. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    don't let them ruin your dreams joey...