FLYING TO MALLORCA IN 4 HOURS!!! DOPE?

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  1. cptunicorn

    cptunicorn Member

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    an agonizing question has crossed my path: should i bring some dope on the plane or score some in mallorca?

    i heard its easy scoring swag in mallorca, but its mostly shit quality and to be honest, i dont wanna buy something that i inhale into my body from some unknown dealer whos been hiding it in his arse for a couple of weeks.

    and getting caught with weed in a spanish airport is pretty sketchy...

    any advice?

    time is running out...cheers!
     
  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    wouldnt risk it, don't fuck about with them sniffer dogs man...
     
  3. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    More importantly have a nice holiday with your boyfriend xxx
     
  4. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Yeah bring some. :bounce:
     
  5. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I went out there when I was about 16 and met some lad from Birmingham who had brazenly just took an eighth out there in his pants tied to the drawstring on his shorts

    If you do buy it out there, the chances are it will be of someone you can buy watches and sunglasses from too
     
  6. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    u could always go a week without it?

    or take some with you... i'm sure spanish prisons have internet. let us know how u get on.
     
  7. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I've called the airport. They are on the lookout for you Unicorn :2thumbs:
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    This.

    As with any relationship, its all about actually spending some quality time with your life partner, instead of being under the influence all the time...

    Enjoy the holiday & each other for what it really is, as opposed to a skewed version of it, hazed over by drugs.

    They're really open-minded in Mallorca, so I hope you gents embrace their warmth & yours together.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    yh take some you'll be fine ... i took a fair sized noggin just in my pocket to majorca when i was about 16 .. their just after big amounts .. but on the other hand .. is it worth the paranoid sketch out in the airport when you think all the bacon are watching you prang out
     
  10. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Wrap it tightly and stick it in your mouth...I'm talking about the weed obviously...
     
  11. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    no, they don´t.
     
  12. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    stick it up your bum


    or
    wrap it in some non digestible cling film... the stuff that dealers use to hide crack under there tounge

    swallow it then shit it out.. id do that

    represent
     
  13. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I´d tie it somewhere round your balls man, no spanish guy will touch your balls..I guess :teeth:
     
  14. cptunicorn

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    i doubt that. cptunicorn is not my real name ;)

    I agree with some of you, that true love and erotic romance produces a euphoria unable to be created by marijuana. but what if, so god help me, i have a fight with my boyfriend? Wouldnt a joint be just the right method to cure my broken heart? Or, even worse, what if we end up watching a magical sunset and happily agree to smoke a blunt in celebration of our youth and freedom, only to discover that we have no weed, leading us to sink in an ocean of depression?

    These questions have caused great suffering in me, as i fear that my love for my boyfriend will never reach its full potential as long as i see weed as a substantial part of my life.

    My decision, wether to enjoy the company of weed in mallorca, is yet to be made.
     
  15. Teddy

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    if your gonna do something wrong

    do it right!


    take some smack instead.

    lots of it
     
  16. cptunicorn

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    im off now! wish me luck...
     
  17. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Remember to stick it in your mouth from just before you go through customs to when you board the plane and vice versa. Only swallow it if you have to. Good luck.
     
  18. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I think we need a sign.
     
  19. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    apparently spains prisons are nasty.


    captain unicorns gonna end up bum raped by a big gay prison bear called Juan.
     
  20. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    hes doomed