Flu Camp 2013

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  1. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    come in
    get sick
    get paid

    good idea? bad idea?

     
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  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Good idea UNTIL THEY INFECT YOU WITH SUPER AIDS!
    "Sorry m8. We misssplaced de cure. You gots de full blown AIDS"
     
  3. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Is £3,750 the man or the womans rate, cuz we men need at least 60% more than any woman, flu effects us 120% more than women, think 60% more cash is a reasonable settlement
     
  4. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    fuck it, 3 days of feeling like shit for close to 4k, i'd be game. I'd jump right on it if i was in the UK.
     
  5. Dannyboy93

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    this looks sketchy man ... they are giving you too much money for there not to be a serious risk involved, but on the other hand could get some nice new desktop for producing with £3,750
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    dnbforum meet up @ flu camp?
     
  7. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Up to that amount. They could give you a fiver
     
  8. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    lol, yeah, just read that

    "feeling better now? sorry to put you through that, but it's for the good of humanity....now, he's a score, go get yourself a fat bag of dank"
     
  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i'll give you a fiver ;)
     
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  10. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Signed up.

    4k would solve all my problems at the moment.


    Although i reckon its like £500 for flu jabs etc. And we're talking £3700 for aids and ting.
     
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  11. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    plus.
    you can just take the time off work as sick

    look out super aids. here i come
     
  12. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    "Hi boss, cant come in today, i have the flu".

    Not exactly lying.


    Definately beats my idea of taking it off holiday haha.
     
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    10-18 days though, don't think you can take that much time off for flu...."sorry boss, got the flu...AGAIN...this week...........fuck science b2b the police"
     
  14. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    its not testing for aides or cancer.

    its new shit..

    like, does this cock ring burn.. you try.. you answer.. we pay?

    does this anal imploder sting abit.? you try. you answer, we pay.

    if i kick you in the ear, how much blood will come out.. measure.. science.. we pay ?

    and from what i remember i heard on the radio a few years back these people got fucked up!! lumps on there head n shit! and they got paid fuck all. well, couple of grand.. but they are fucked for life.. ugly as fuck.. mutants.. for a couple of grand? you wanna be that whore? i may have dreamt that but im sure its real.
     
  15. Dannyboy93

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    all meet up and get some of the good ole super aids B2B with party money
     
  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    whoever gets their first can give the rest super aides? forum bonding if you will..
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    super aids, bringing communities together since the 90's
     
  18. Forau

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    Im assuming as colds and flu are pretty well studied theyre not gonna go jibbin you with a needle with all sorts of unknown crap in there.

    On one hand i really want them to call me and tell me im perfect to do a study...

    On the other hand im thinking about that fella who turned into the next elephant man after a clinical trial...

    :/

    And you gotta think, the more they pay the higher the risk i guess. Think i'd be quite hesitant if they said they got a trial for me and they'll pay £3700 lol.
     
  19. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    we'll pay you 100,000 pounds.

    your chances of survival are 3%.

    we'll pay you next week.

    but if you survived, u'd be the richest elephant ever made.
     
  20. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    Where do i sign up? :teeth: