i tried to do something like this once.
the idea just hit me... pow!!! why didn't i think of it before!
i was in the bath with six empty bottles of gin
i tried but i failed, then i was sick
the sick floated but wouldn't support my weight so i got dressed and i was off on my next adventure!
RIGHT thats the one. i been googling it but didnt know what to write and 'garbage island the size of texas' doesnt come up with shit cept stuff about texas and, even though close, its not what i meant.
its all well an good living in the tropics and lookin for bottles to make an island, but i am afraid i dont, and i aint spending my spare time collecting bottles with the dream of having a shitty island on the river mersey which would no doubt get pelted with eggs/stones/used jonnys on a daily basis.