Fleshlight? Any one have one?

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  1. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Wait so I could take that thing on the rape and not leave any evidence behind. Stick it into someones ass and then fuck the Fleshlight.

    Also Im thinking they missed out on an idea there. They could have invented the 1st torch only to be powered by friction. Fuck it and the light comes on. Could have won awards for humanity.
     
  4. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    I would buy one but I have a hand.
     
  5. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    aaaaaaaaahahhaha fuck, lookin at that website u can get them that look like some guys ass mouth, and a dildo like his dick... what the fuck... theres pornstar ones too (female ofc)
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    thimble filled with fish pate does the job for replicating a sparrows anus, so i heard
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    WHY would you want one of these.
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I prefer other things
     
  10. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Racist sex device.

    Where's the ebony and asian options?!

    I need choice when it comes to fapping one off into a tube.
     
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    i imagine the cleaning process to be fucked.
     
  12. Borf™

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    In times of need, go to a club and get a fait bird. She doen't even need to be drunk.

    They get so little sex, the mere thought of tasting pre cum is like lard to a... well, fat bird.
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    WTF!!!!

    Only for members of St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    haha, or a toilet roll tube lined with room temperature bacon.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that was fucked up. fucked up tune fucked up vid. both are completely fucked.
     
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    Not me boss.

    If my wifes being black.

    I have Dogs, access to many local Farm Animlas, two hands with fingers, a wide selection of hairbrushes & nighties, a full length mirror & a vivid imagination.
     
  18. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    Fes i have never fucked a fat bird in my life never will. Absolutely repulsive thought, I'd rather take the room temperature bacon and an empty paper towel roll any day. Besides i have a wonderful lady and kept her around for the last eight years, don't wanna ruin that over poking a hole in the marsh mellow (wo)man

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    Realy tho, i can see people getting addicted to something like this, if they are as good as the reviews say. Dangerous toy imo... mentaly.

    BTW i know plenty of grown men who stick their dicks in inanimate objects for the hell of it, know a bloke got his pecker stuck in a roll of electrical tape, he got caught by his dad (the gaffer) we all laughed but seriously, its amazing where us guys will put/try to our penises if we think we can get away with it, lol.
     
  20. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Best option is to joust a plant pot filled with blancmange and beef mince