flem in the shower

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  1. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    today my mrs said something to me that made me crease up. i had to hold it in because my mum was there.

    The Wife - "when you cough up your flem and spit it in the shower could you make sure you wash it away?"

    Me - "I didn't spit in the shower"
    :rofl:
     
  2. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    lol you dirty mother f**ker!
     
  3. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    CLASSIC RDT
     
  4. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    HAhaha in my first year at uni in our halls someone did this in our shower, and the cleaner had a massive go at me for it (i naturally put her in her place... the kitchen)

    she was a right old whore.
     
  5. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    Win.
     
  6. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Don't suppose you went to Durham?

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  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    haha nah sheffield pal.
     
  8. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    haha i bet the polish cleaners loved it
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Fucking L O L

    I don't know how long I could have held out before I had to Seagul that poster.
     
  10. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    good man!
     
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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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