Flatmate Horror Stories.

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  1. charlie131

    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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  2. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    not really a horror story but I moved in new place a couple weeks ago and one of my flatmates is literally the most shy/socially anxious person I have ever met. He is studying games development, just to paint a picture. Every single social encounter is just pure cringe, and I gotta live with this guy for another year. I guess it's sort of good that he spends 95% of his time in his room.
     
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    Castel'sRoomies New Member

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    Do we really need to explain again!?

    Fucking gay for Vin Diesel cocksucking cunt.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    You chat shit...I don't live with you.
     
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  5. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    nah dude, this guy is next level, I have never seen anything like it.

    I offered him a beer and he just looked at me, didn't say anything, then I asked him again and he made this high pitched noise which I think translated to "OK" so I just gave him the beer.

    I do feel sorry for him though, I guess something dark must've happened to him for him to be like this.
     
  6. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    So once I took a piss in a cup and left it in the fridge to see if the hot aussie bint I lived with was freaked out. She didn't mention it or bring it up, despite clearly having seen it.

    Some people are weird, eh?
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    Not necessarily, I was like that at one point but nothing particularly dark had happened to me. Some people just become shut ins. I've been better recently, less anxious about talking to people etc.

    Just try and engage him in conversation, he might come back with one word replies or whatever but keep going, he'll eventually open up a bit.

    your good deed for the month: help a guy with his social anxiety.
     
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    Rusket Mix an blend

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    yeah me and the others in the flat have been encouraging him as much as possible to come out and socialise, we invite him to dinner and stuff.

    Tbh, I think he is opening up slightly.
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    a cock in the ass would sort your flat mate out.
     
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    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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    had a girl living with us at uni that took at tonne of E or Ket. something like that and told us she slit her wrists (she didn't she used syrup or ketchup something like that to gain attention) we locked her for the night, she was a nightmare...

    Always tried to bring two or more guys back for a double header... such a dirty skank... name was paula, says it all...

    We kicked her out 6 weeks in, but fuck me that wasn't a fun six weeks.
     
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    Ya that's really all you can do; with your first post I thought you were just being a dickhead, then you explained JUST how awkward it is, and I was all "oh, dayum". You might just save him from cho'ing it up some day.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    get him drunk...you'll be amazed at the temporary transformation.
     
  13. PhorceOfHabit

    PhorceOfHabit Seldom

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    I recently got reminded of the fact that my housemates boyfriend's dog once shat on my floor. He was a puppy and the greatest dog ever so I figured I'd get over it. But when I asked her to clean it up she said 'I'll get Ollie (the bloke) to do it'. 'When's Ollie next here then' said I and she casually replied, 'Four days time, he's away' as if leaving a shit on the floor for four days is perfectly normal.

    Yer we had a guy like that at uni. I blame the fact that he was from the country. I had the downstairs room next to the kitchen so I'd occasionally hear a cat like scratch on the door and open it to find him muttering something about what temperature he should put the washing machine on or what was the best way to hang up his tee shirt.

    Anyway, we light hardheartedly mocked and encouraged him until he finally came out of his shell and went from being shit scared of us all to the most messy, unthoughtful housemate you've ever met. I preferred him at the start of the year so be careful what you wish for.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Rusket, sounds like your flat mate has mild autism.
     
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    Rusket Mix an blend

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    I didn't really get that impression from him, but yeah a good bit of advice i guess.

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    I haven't had that much interaction with him to label him as anything. But if he is he gets some good disability benefits i think!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    there is no worse neighbor than a drum and bass producer, and then we add meth and black metal and change it to "flatmate", and with that alchemic algorithm then you get pure ore.
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Just don't humiliate him by hounding him if he clearly doesn't like that sort of thing
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Not really, but one of my flatmates does my head in. Just leaves plates all over the living room floor, never turn on the dishwasher, never tidies up in general, never cleans the bathroom. It's not horror, but when you come home from a stressful day at work and there's not a clean mug because there's 10 around his chair in the living room, it does get fucking annoying.

    The other two are fine. Well, one is messy, but the other is his fiancee, and she picks up all his shit.
     
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    living with my missus is a nightmare... all i want is clean kitchen when i get home that all

    then all i want is to pour myself a large glass of hard spirited cocktail and lock myself in the studio... she wants to talk i do not want to talk... i even when im with my mates we do not talk just drinks and exclaim the odd profanity at one another, occasionally asking if one would want another drink and then laugh as we will not get them one
     
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    I think that's more of a compatability issue, not a living with her issue lol