flat to myself for a week...fuck

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  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    so my mum's fucked off to spain, she gave me £40 incase we run out of food or i need to get anywhere.
    Sooooo naturally, I've allready spent £20 on green, and i'm supposed to be having a party tommorow, which means the other £20 will be going on green.

    And i've very nearly ran out of food. (well, the standard staples like milk, bread and tomato soup)

    So unless I get a birthday card through the post about 10 days early, i'm pretty screwed.

    luckily, i've got enough baccy to last me the rest of the week, so at least that's something...




    so if anyone wants to come live here for a week, I will accept rent in weed, cash, or food.
     
  2. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Not that I'm tempted but what does your pad have to offer armed?
     
  3. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    40" hdtv, ps3, laptop...that's about it, help yourself.


    ARRGHH! fuck sake, just got the 'only 10 left' slip in my rizla....I WANT MY MUMMMY BACK WAAAAAAAAHWAAAAH!
     
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  4. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    sam thing happened to me many years ago - in the end i had to bake my own bread as i didnt have any money.
    looks like you will have to raid all the cupboards - or give out handjobs to tramps for cash.

    seriuosly though cant u just borrow some cash of yer mates?
     
  5. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    lol, it's not a major issue, I've got plenty of stuff to cook, and i can cook, it's just finding the motivation. And now you mention it, baking my own bread isn't a bad idea.

    still, dunno what i'm gonna do about milk though. There is a cow field down the road, i'll take a bucket.

    also, just realised i'm nearly out of tea-bags...this is a disaster.
     
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    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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    You treat this forum like your own online diary...
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i don't have a very active social life......
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    u might be young armed but still ... grow up !

    get your priorities straight
     
  9. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i'll grow up when i'm 18...coincidently, 10 days time.

    until then, ganja > healthy diet.
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    "mum left me £40 and fucked off to spain".

    Sounds like the ticker tape at the bottom of jeremy kyle.
     
  11. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    so you got like.... 3 grams of weed... fuck man, how will u smoke all that>??? :rinsed:
     
  12. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    it was planned, she didn't just decide to leave....wait, hold on...her rooms empty.shit

    ---------- Post added at 08:15 ---------- Previous post was at 08:14 ----------

    3g's for £20??? i fucking wish, been about 2 years since i could get hold of that kinda deal.
     
  13. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    indeed.
    oh 600th post :D
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    not bad jimmy. not bad. anyway ahmed what you want to do is the following, slap your secretary around a little, that always cheers me up. sodomize her with olive oil as lube, face down in the tzatziki, souvlaki, kous-kous, retsina, metaxa all that good stuff. go round the table, say hey honey, look at me, she looks up and you take polaroids of her stupid face.
     
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    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    Get a bitch ahmed
     
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    go back to mcdonalds
     
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  17. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    they went out of business like a week after they sacked me...feels good man
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    here is what you do, glass of wine and a steak. cant go wrong with that. then drive off in your expensive sexy wife.
     
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    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    Bet your last £20 on red or black.