Finding out that your dad has hired an escort

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  1. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    Just come away from visiting my parents and whilst I was there I happened across an email my dad had received from an escort agency (he's been married to my mum for over 30 years)

    Hi Stephen, that should be fine with bianca for next tuesday. The booking will be £200 for 90 minutes, as its over 30 miles each way from hers to yours. Will hold the booking until 6pm latest on Tuesday by which time you need to phone 07940119772 to confirm (on the day).
    Best wishes
    Paul.

    This is the woman he has booked:

    http://www.thedollybirds.com/escort-wearside-bianca.htm

    What do I do? Should I confront him? Should I tell my mum or should I stay quiet and hope that it's a one-off?
     
  2. ilovelondon

    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    At least I wouldn't say anything to your mum... It's up to you whether you confront him with it or stay silent...
     
  3. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Maybe confront him and at least ask him why he felt the need to do such a thing. Stay objective and don't act like your passing judgement. Just get the facts from him.
















    .....She's looks fit tho:D
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    id pretend to be stephen an get there before em!haha
     
  5. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    LOL.
    This proper made me laugh. Be hilarious if he pays up front as well. lol.

    But Urgh...
    Ive always hated the idea of hookers. You seen the feedback on her web page?
    Fuck. Just makes me feel horrible. Its like auctioning off cattle at a market or a dvd on ebay. Creeps me out.
     
  6. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    u could also email them back and change the escort to some fat munter then wait to see the look on his face wen he gets back home!:teeth:
     
  7. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    got a pic of your dad so i can imagine them 2gether, and fap?
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    she mite do couples get that image stuck in ur head!
    u mite be lucky an she mite do familys.:teeth:
     
  9. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Tell your dad to cancel it straight away!






















































    I can get him someone much cheaper.
     
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  10. ilovelondon

    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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    it does say she's bisexual...
     
  11. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    How do you know that your mum isnt tagging along for a 3 way?
     
  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Maybe have a quiet word with your old man. Get to the bottom of the situation before you say to your mum. Sorry to hear though, must be a shitcunt of a situation to be in.
     
  13. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    Turn up unannounced 6pm Tuesday... a spitroast will be a great opportunity for some quality time with your father.
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Post it on the internet so a load of people you don't know can take the piss...

    Oh wait...
     
  15. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    he has good taste, she's easily one of the (seemingly) better looking women on there, cracking figure for sure
     
  16. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Maybe all he's looking for is someone to fondle his Tiesticles.
     
  17. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    To be fair if I was married to a menopausal geordie goat I'd be looking around too. Pics of your mum though still.

    Are you annoyed cos your dad's boning a bird who's younger than you?
     
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  18. FIPITYFLIP

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    Can't blame those married men that rent young whores really. Must be depressing to have sex with the old risin that your wife became over and over with the passage of time.

    We men are not monogamic and to tell the truth, most whoremen are married. Plus, having sex with a hooker is like shagging a doll. They are just pets, a bunch of flesh and bones with the dollar symbol stamped in their eyes.

    If your father (let's suppose that all of that is real) can separate sex from relation, I can't see where's the problem at.
     
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  19. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    she looks fit. blackmail him into paying for 2 hours for yourself. fo sho. she's hot.

    ---------- Post added at 00:12 ---------- Previous post was at 00:11 ----------

    but really......wht were you doin checkin his emails?
     
  20. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    I hear theres a buy one get one half price offer on. Take advantage of it.