Finding out that your dad has hired an escort

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Just come away from visiting my parents and whilst I was there I happened across an email my dad had received from an escort agency (he's been married to my mum for over 30 years)

Hi Stephen, that should be fine with bianca for next tuesday. The booking will be £200 for 90 minutes, as its over 30 miles each way from hers to yours. Will hold the booking until 6pm latest on Tuesday by which time you need to phone 07940119772 to confirm (on the day).
Best wishes
Paul.

This is the woman he has booked:

http://www.thedollybirds.com/escort-wearside-bianca.htm

What do I do? Should I confront him? Should I tell my mum or should I stay quiet and hope that it's a one-off?
 

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Maybe confront him and at least ask him why he felt the need to do such a thing. Stay objective and don't act like your passing judgement. Just get the facts from him.
















.....She's looks fit tho:D
 

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id pretend to be stephen an get there before em!haha
LOL.
This proper made me laugh. Be hilarious if he pays up front as well. lol.

But Urgh...
Ive always hated the idea of hookers. You seen the feedback on her web page?
Fuck. Just makes me feel horrible. Its like auctioning off cattle at a market or a dvd on ebay. Creeps me out.
 

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u could also email them back and change the escort to some fat munter then wait to see the look on his face wen he gets back home!:teeth:
 

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Maybe have a quiet word with your old man. Get to the bottom of the situation before you say to your mum. Sorry to hear though, must be a shitcunt of a situation to be in.
 

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To be fair if I was married to a menopausal geordie goat I'd be looking around too. Pics of your mum though still.

Are you annoyed cos your dad's boning a bird who's younger than you?
 
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Can't blame those married men that rent young whores really. Must be depressing to have sex with the old risin that your wife became over and over with the passage of time.

We men are not monogamic and to tell the truth, most whoremen are married. Plus, having sex with a hooker is like shagging a doll. They are just pets, a bunch of flesh and bones with the dollar symbol stamped in their eyes.

If your father (let's suppose that all of that is real) can separate sex from relation, I can't see where's the problem at.
 
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she looks fit. blackmail him into paying for 2 hours for yourself. fo sho. she's hot.

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but really......wht were you doin checkin his emails?
 
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