[Film] Salt

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  1. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    Watched this last night....

    If you go and see it, make sure its on orange Wednesday.

    They should rename it to: Invincible Angelina Jolie takes on Russia & America
     
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  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Yeah Dave's said this was decent. Will check it out when it hits DVD
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I was pleasantly surprised.

    Thought it was gonna be terrible.

    Pisses allover The Expendables imo, was well disappointed with that...
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    my expectiations were set a little lower than 'the most abysmal pop concoction americana pouty lip has-been with no real merit to her name other than what she looked like in tomb raider' and it actually scored a little higher than that so i have to agree it was much better than expected
     
  5. nista

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    i heard that this movie sucks big time!
     
  6. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    who is salt.....
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I watched Iron Man 2 last night, that was pretty cool too.

    I wanna bum Scarlett Johannsens mouth.
     
  8. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    youre not the only on there...
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ive been thinking of getting into celebrity porn but there is a disturbing lack of naked images of scarlett johanson
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Isn't there just...

    Celebrities getting naked aren't what they used to be.

    I rate people like Mariah & Stacey Dash etc for doing Playboy, they're god awful cunts of people & probs did it for money, but they also knew that 90% of the male population really wanted to see their rats & I raise my hat to them for doing so.

    More need to follow suit, it should be contracted that if you haven't made a successfull film/record for 6 months & you're buff, nobody is allowed to employ you again, until you have got your guts out for the world to observe in a top shelf magazine.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    who are mariah and stacey dash? on a side note i found a personal trainer name zuzana light on youtube and shes so hot i could die, and imagine how pleased i was to find shes a soft porn model too, i couldnt believe my luck that day. alas today i am bored again, looking for the next cheap torrid thrill.
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Mariah Carey is that slutcunt Diva R&B bint with big knockers & no soul.

    Stacey Dash is Damion Dash's wife - Makes all the gay rap vids for Busta Rhymes, Kanye West et al, but she was in a load of teenie girly films acting like a virgin, then she shows up exposing her pink bits for the man dem.

    :2thumbs:
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    of course mariah carey, just checked the pictures and that was dissapointing to say the least. its back to dead animal coagulating saliva fetish for this cowboy.
     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Im disappointed so many people actually thought The Expenadables was going to be good.

    As for Salt, Meh was ok i spose, defo watchable but cant say il be overjoyed and excited to see any sequels they have in the pipeline.
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah its standard fayre, good enough way to pass a monged out Sunday afternoon infront of the box though...

    Just expected a few more "laugh out loud" moments in expendables to be honest, twas always gonna be a massive cheesefest, just thought they would be a bit more "clever" with the comedy element...

    But it was just, shit, really lol.
     
  16. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Its not a bad film lots of action an all when i watched it i kept missin bits tho