Fellas now that getting your ass eaten by women...

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  1. Claus601

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    No no, we won't have any of that. Its hypocritical I know but equality can only be allowed to go so far
     
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    Well I'll let you know it's a game changer and am looking forward to the nextb
     
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    what about finger in your bum to stimulate prostate during blowjob, you with that too!
    nothing to be ashamed of, you can be honest here, thats one of the points of an internet forum, but, here is the thing about that, it has become so common for guys to openly admit theyre into that nowadays, that its not even a thing! i remember when guys would lie about licking their girls ass, and now, at least here in amsterdam, you get guys who bought their girlfriend a strap-on, like i said everyone admits to being into the prostate stimulation, so this is just a natural step in that development.

    you into it claude, you have a steady gf or have you recently noticed that girls meet are with it, more and more, surprisingly, but you think its cos of porn.

    i made the same observation about anal sex many years ago. a new generation of girls, practicing their gape in front of the mirror, as young girls, preparing for some lucky old boy (me, not you, im that guy. not you claude, dont come and try to steal my hoes claude, its not cool. you dont steal my hoes. ever) because of course anal sex, see, back when i was young anal sex was something you had to coerce girls into, or, if you had a steady relationship with a girl that was truly in love, you would get it for your birthday and christmas, it was certainly NOT guaranteed or standard. but all that changed and i think we have porn to thank for that.

    i confess to being a hypocrite by todays standards, ill do all kinds of rude stuff to a girls ass, but i wont let her near mine. noooo wayyyy, nuh uh, wont be any of that nonsense. im not a girl.

    both my flatmates openly admit to being with it, one even admitted to fucking a she-male on bloedstraat (gay part of red light, as if you didnt know) and hes not gay! the other one is, so you can kind of understand where he is coming from if he does it, i mean hey, you gotta work with what you got, right, but that was the straight dude.

    so whats the score claude old toff!
     
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    N all honesty I didn't expect it but it was great from ass up the balls and on the cock just a girl I knew in high school. Twice I've had chicks try to stick their fingers up me bum
     
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    I bet you luved it :teeth:
     
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    YESSSS CLAUDE!! GET INNNNNNNNNNN
     
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    i'd be open to it.

    but i don't think i could do the licking.... infested vag ofcourse. but shitty bum.. not today.
     
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    Imagine getting strap-oned..that would be a bit harsh..geezus :lol:
     
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    depends on strap on girth i suppose.. lil finger size?? sure go for it.

    rolling pin size? dip the tip in olive oil :teeth:
     
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    greek foreplay is what thats called. well, its actually a dash of olive oil between the buttocks. but yours is good too.

    no man, the thing about the strap-on was soooo disturbing, were at korsakoff, a grimey seedy low down dirty even for amsterdam standards club on eilands gracht, when a mate of a mate shows up, and hes just the worst, hes got this attitude and big mouth, and his girl does too, and theyre spurring each other on, convinced of their own greatness, but its not based in reality, its clearly founded in chemicals, cos theyre manky and flabby and bucktoothed and swarthy and caked up makeup, it was pretty discrepant, all in all, and as if that wasnt discrepant enough, after a few drinks with these despicable jerks and their attitude, they insist we come back to their house and do shed loads of mdma together?

    so said and done, they dont live far away, its a ten minute walk, and now were in their little flat, where they have an utter ASS load of mdma, that they start shovelling into their ears and tearducts or whatever the current method of consumption is, when we need a drug paraphenalia of some sort, and accompany the dude into their bedroom where he rifles through a pile of used bandages from black plauge victims, and i spot a strap-on, on the bed. so i go "aha heyyy alright buddy yeeah" in the most laddish tone i can muster, and witnhout really thinking about what im saying i ask "so who wears that?" to which he grins and replies "sometimes she does" and it is very clear its being used on him. very clear. they get mdma bonkers and end up in a pile of saliva and vomit, and i go back to the club, feeling slightly uneasy.

    anything remotely about mens asses and i have to vacuum the car.
     
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    :lol:

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    why by tongue of a woman?

    why not another species. maybe a horse.
     
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    Valid line of questioning, I'll allow it.

    Or maybe it isn't lol I dunno

    Is it true herons legal in Portugals
     
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    have yo ever punched a horse?

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    I'd rather eat a woman with my own as