Feet for the lads nsfw!

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  1. Claus601

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    Post em up you queers
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    Feet are disgusting. They are like retarded hands.
    I do think I could ever trust someone who has a foot fetish.
     
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    Would be very cautious of liz then :teeth:
     
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    You have clearly never - a prince - fell betrothed to a lucious princess, by adorning glitter slipper upon sweet hoof that be blessed with toe ring and saucy slag-like anklet dressing, and sure be crowned thouest name in skin ink, AND as in initalic and bold, thus... 'Teddy'.

    That's also never happened to me, but i'd settle for that and my name is Mervin. Mervin b'Pervin.
     
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    AJ i know what you mean, i can relate, i know where youre coming from.

    ive worked on this draft since like 2008 so im going to post it, fk you. it pertains to what youre saying so im gonna. totally gonna.

    now i know that im the only one who remembers what people say around here, so i wont blame you for not remembering, but many years ago, i met a girl who had been in long, monogamous,
    relationships all her life, unhappy and sometimes long distanced for years (the d in the end of distanced is to signify that they were together for many years but the guy moved to a different country with no intention of ever thinking a single thought even remotely related to her in his life again, just as soon as hed managed to get out of her grasp because even though tiny and frail, her affection came at the price of an iron like grip called obsession and this little motherf#¤ker like all jerks with separation issues and illusions of control combined with self image issues and narcissitic tendencies had no idea what was good for her, and would fight to the death for a boyfriend as long as he beat her regularly, cheated on her, degraded and demeaned her and quite simply had existed in her life for longer than five minutes, if a sexual relationship had been established, that was it, that was her whole reason for living and she wasnt about to throw it away) but faithful in the extreme, like only true fanatics can be, combined with a religiously prude background and professionally chaste attitude of those who work with sex appeal as one of their foremost skills in their profession, such as dancers or models, they get this grip of their sexuality that is so very tangible, if you ever met someone like this you would know what i mean, so when he died in a car crash, she had the opportunity to... i guess meet new people? and as ive said before, people whos been in relationships all their life, specially if they are past 30, and become single all of a damn sudden, have a distinct tendency to skip a few hundred steps, just like that. steps as in the whole relationship thing steps, you know, finding out who this person is, and why you should be having children and spending all that time together, if you actually fit together in the slightest, and i couldnt agree more, how amazing wouldnt it be if you could ignore that bit and quite simply just just just... look at someone, decide that yes this person qualifies, so, yes, basically, we are now partners for life and there will never be a problem stemming from our personalities not being in synch, out of all the problems you might have, that is one thing we will never see, bit like animals do i guess.

    after a while, as a single person, (we are referred to as "singles", something i never thoguht of in my life as a serial monogamist, you know, i would basically keep skipping from relationship to relationship until i didnt know what it was like to not be a "we", and it went of for much too long, even though it was making me miserable, so after much much much too long, i intentionally went single, and after trying it out) there are a few things you really cant help but notice it, which are so terribly apparent to people with a bit of perspective, but totally impossible for relationship-hoppers to even notice in the slightest, it is essential to establish rapport, which you can do in a number of different ways, but is simply taken for granted by these girls who dont have the slightest intention of getting to know you, report is simply assumed, taken for granted, you are just supposed to be who she imagines you to be, she is of course exactly who you been looking for, she knows that, no question, so she can carry on with her life the way it always has been, making it a doomed relationship, its fucked from the start. if you react, the illusion is broken, solififying the finality of your one-weekend-stand, and also, perhaps even more so, if you go along with it, and try your best to just telepathically be all that she expects, most everyone whos ever tried to just "roll with it", in this situation, has failed and not only tasted sour bitter hateful traumatising failure, but had a rather fucuking terrible experience so bad it puts you off romance and sex for... well, at least long enough to make you think twice about doing it again.

    before, of course, you do it again, and again and again, a thousand times, but thats beside the point (ask deegs for gmilf related regalia on this topic, sponsored by ladbrokes). shes the italian dancer chick from the dance academy in new york ive told you a thousand times about, at least. you remember, right? now why do i refer to her so often, you might wonder. and the answer is simple, she was fucking perverted, needy, greedy, seedy, vindictive, petty, bossy, jealous, manipulative, shallow, vain, cheap, somehow both riding the wave of the casual acquaintance, torrid sex, where two complete strangers reach a level of intimacy normally reserved for spouses, life long lovers, romeo and juliet, where the trust is complete and signed by the act of sex, when nothing either party says or does will ever be received badly, because none of it matters since the basis of the whole situation is that you will never see each other again, after having used them for unprotected sex that weekend, which is a mutual thing and lends both parties an incredible sense of freedom, and is pretty great normally,
    but at the same time, she would claim me as her new soulmate-husband-long lost best friend from the playground, making the whole thing really unpredictable.

    i thnk you can understand what i mean with skipping steps right about now, no?

    point is, this time as always, that she had known me for a total of nine or ten hours before she decided we were close enough she could tell me her deepest darkest desires without fear of getting rejected or ridiculed, or being met with anything other than total and complete acceptance, respect and devotion, but its not completely unfounded, there is a reason this happens, girls can feel like that around me, it happens, i am very approachable, women who are out to find someone have a tendency to like me, in these cases im easy to trust, i am totally without prejudice and i reward any trust bestowed upon me verily, so its not all her fault, its a mix of the whirlwind of love-at-first-sight, a furious night of sex interrupted only by us falling asleep, back at it as soon as we opened our eyes hargle hargle, with lots of wine and my posh apartment, and what you pretty inevitably get is her feeling that she unequivocally inextricably irrevocably and totally shit much has to tell me something shes never told anyone before, which is a great honour really, for me, if she said she wanted me to take her anal virginity, i guess i could have obliged, and would have been much more appreciative, probably, but no, her secret she finally decided she was comfortable enough to share with another person for the first time (other than internet porn)
    is that she thinks piss is sexy. she would like it if i pissed on her, and she didnt describe the game plan very much, she figured that she could just say it and i would whisk her off her feet, and she would be swimming in sexy sexy urine within minutes, like in the club when she said she was with it to leave, and i had her in my hallway a kiss, a taxi ride, some fiddle with the keys and 29 minutes later . delightful orgiastic wee wee, was presumably going to function the same way.

    but i am not into piss. this is where my reference to you comes in AJ. how you just cannot relate to someones fetish, regardless of who it is, how cute they are, how much you care about them, or what the fetish is. im sometimes ashamed of how i reacted to her sharing something that personal with me, on a personal level, i hate that i reeled the way i did, as a reaction. even if she would have said she wanted to eat worms off the rotten eyesockets on murdered toddlers busted craniums, i should have reacted with respect.

    but i went eeeewwwww nooooo wtf jeez ffs nothxplslol then i posted a thread asking the waffle crew for help, as you do, and if anyone recalls @Milla, amongst MANY other users, said if a "bitch would ask me to piss on her she would get ""blasted""" i couldnt beleive my eyes at the response i got now that i think about it, there is a very... liberal standing to piss sex on this forum, as it turns out
     
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    That is beautiful, never thought of that, make her tattoo a bunch of crap on her feet! Great idea. I was thinking swank, boob, possibly face (or maybe not face) but feet, that's where it's at! Tattoo my name, digits, Metallica, pizza, cannabis leaf, pentagram, some catch phrase I'm blithering at that moment possibly a song lyric I like, her feet look like she walked the prairie barefoot when I'm through with her. And then sell her. Or Falcon panch maybe...
     
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    You =dead, and see if I don't