Feels good man?!

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    Please Please, Share your tails of feel goods so we can bask in the glorious sunshine together ..

    1. Sitting down in the Shower

    2. Hot Socks from the Tumble drier

    3. Get a handful of shaving gel, work it up in your hand to that thick moose like consistency, make sure there's lots, then smoother ure balls in it, and wank while massaging the moose round ure bollocks , get proper into it, bottom lip it, chin out , gruff gurns , work that moose round ure nads as you fap away in the bathroom stark bollock naked, if far too softcore for you wanna ratheads ... simply jam a digit in the wrong pipe for a brucey bonus ..
     
  2. Balthazaar

    Balthazaar Member

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    It feels good when i defrag my hardrive,rent a movie, 2 hours later go back to the same movie store and rent the sequel, 2 hours after that go back and get the third movie.:)
     
  3. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    putting hoisin sauce in anything savoury.
     
  4. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    brand new socks.

    having a shit piss when your desperate.

    ice lolly on a hot day.

    waking realising theres no work.
     
  5. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    It feels good when she swallows.
     
  6. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    eat a pure scran in the evening, go bed, eat a pure scran for ya breaky, head to work and have a big fucking fuck off fat coffee as soon as ya get in, go the bog and sit there for like 3/4 of an hour taking a dump...bliss...carry on your day as if nothing has happened
     
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  7. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    Waking to realise there's no works the winner!
     
  8. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I like heavy downpours/thunderstorms...
     
  9. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    wake and bake and bacon.
     
  10. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    So long as your watching it through a window (y)
     
  11. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    the 'sit and piss'
     
  12. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    finishing work for the day

    first spliff of the day

    scratching off the panel to find out you won £100

    realising you got away with doing fuck all all day

    a cheeky pieminister on a friday
     
  13. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    First beer of the weekend

    Pay day

    Waking up thinking you have work and then realising its the weekend if def the one, such a good feeling

    When a delivery your waiting for turns up
     
  14. subprime

    subprime Dysjoint

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    3 pound trout in the bag for dinner.

    Hare with the air rifle even better.
     
  15. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    yeah man, this is like christmas. all my bits for halloween zombie make up came today, i got like 8 packages all at once
     
  16. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Watching someone bin themselves down some stairs, over a step, walking into a glass window etc. Then after not really styling it out but holding it together, they realise that no one has seen them...

    Apart from me...



    That makes my day.

    Also taking my socks off after a long day

    Wandering the house butt naked or in just my boxers if there is anyone around

    Getting into an argument then driving to cool off

    First cold one after a long week
     
  17. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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  18. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    cumming inside a random girl you just met an hour ago.
     
  19. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    That Friday feeling when you got a 3 day weekend
     
  20. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Looking forward to a night out coming up soon which you know is gonna be fucking sick.

    Oooo, and sparking up a joint whilst at the decks. Always puts me in a good mood.