feel good friday story...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by hyperd4eva, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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  2. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    kenyon @ The Crack Spot

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    yeah i saw this and made me smile, normally all you get are horriable stories about people harming animals thats all the dailymail's site is filled with
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Yeah fuck you cats
     
  6. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    ithe dog must have sniffed out the owners dead body from fucking miles away. clever little fucker
     
  7. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    dogs can see ghosts and shit.

    with that in mind. my most recent get rich business scheme is as followed.

    people always complain about damn dogs pooping in their yard..
    solution = ted's poop no more garden rejuvenator from blamo!

    step 1 - legalise euthenasia & make brand name t shirts.
    step 2 - kill people is said back garden for a hefty fee.
    step 3 - dog go somewhere else for poopy time. may also work for cats.
    step 4 - ??
    step 5 - profit
     
  8. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    danwell is in town and damn his eyes if i dont see him. im serious, you jerkoffs better come down this month. hows that for a story.
     
  10. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    oh hai buddy. youre here. ok soooo. good. right. well glad we got that out of the way.
     
  12. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    pm sent bro!
     
  14. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i am not impressed, there is a famous dog in Edinburgh that spent 14 years beside its owners grave. Greyfriars Bobby
     
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    Read the full story my Irn Bru chugging friend
     
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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Note to self. Actually save money to take to Amsterdam next time. Currently sitting at the hostel drinking vodka out of a McDonald's cup. It's hooker night tomorrow night! Hope you like my story
     
  18. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    lies