with that in mind. my most recent get rich business scheme is as followed.
people always complain about damn dogs pooping in their yard..
solution = ted's poop no more garden rejuvenator from blamo!
step 1 - legalise euthenasia & make brand name t shirts.
step 2 - kill people is said back garden for a hefty fee.
step 3 - dog go somewhere else for poopy time. may also work for cats.
step 4 - ??
step 5 - profit
The most famous tale of a dog’s devotion beyond the grave is Greyfriars Bobby — a Skye Terrier which allegedly spent 14 years guarding the Edinburgh grave of John Gray, dying itself in January 1872.
A statue and commemorative fountain were built at the southern end of the George IV Bridge.
Several books and films have been based on Bobby’s life, but recent Cardiff University research claims Bobby was a publicity stunt by local businesses to drum up tourist revenue...using TWO trained dogs to ‘stand guard’ in the graveyard!